excalibuR Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 A guy who married this woman.. Unfortunately, his DICK was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his DICK. For seven year's he has been doing that. One night his wife suspected that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights! So the woman said, "What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me? I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of shit." So the man said, "Shut the fuck up! It's been seven years and I never asked where the hell those kids came from!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enjuaguese Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Lul, just kidding. I thought that was pretty funny. BUT LAAAMMMMEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 The first time I heard this they said cucumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Pickle is dumb. Joke is ruined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATL Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 thats cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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