fdh Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'm in a Marketing Management class at N.C. State with about 380 other students. There are 5 exams + a final exam. These are my only grades. Before our 3rd exam began, a girl who was stressed over the exam (they are difficult ) started having a stress attack followed by seizures. We began the exam anyways as a CNA and volunteer firefighter in our class took care of her. EMS came in shortly and told us all to GTFO. Our professor got in a yelling match with them and then got pushed out too. We have to turn in our tests as we walked out. 4 students pocketed their exams, which are numbered, so they were caught later. Exam was postpned. Luck or Terrorist Conspiracy to keep us from having to take the exam on time? Today, we begin the exam...I'm 12 questions in. We hear a soft buzz coming from the other section of the Management building...soon our fire alarms go off as well. Our professor stands at the front and drops f-bomb after f-bomb slapping his hips like some 8 year old. We all sit there, no one gets up. I guess taking an exam is more important than a fire alarm? Idk. Well we all get pushed out by some security ppl. We stand out there for about 20 mins. Half the class leaves. Our prof comes out and tells us test is postponed. A security officer comes out and tells us to come back in now, no one budges. Our professor tells him that the fire alarm ruined his examination. The sec. officer is like "well its not my fault sir. Calm down blah blah" Our professor is like "I know its not jackass but this is the 2nd time i'm gonna have to change my fucking exam." "This is the first year in 16 years I've had this happen, twice at that!" We all left lol. Luck or Terrorist Conspiracy? I'll keep you updated for the 5th and the final exam to see if we get any more pre-meditated attacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Terrorists, fuckin' up our education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Helmin is a terrorist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG.Z Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 lol it happened me twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 No terrorists, just some dumbass kids that knew they would fail, so they pulled some scams. If you were smart, you wouldn't pocket the exams, but you would take pictures of it. Because he won't change it, he will change the wording and position of the questions in the test...if that. If you ask me, you guys are stupid for not using this chaotic time to get pics of the exam and study them. Kids....never thinking ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Because he won't change it, he will change the wording and position of the questions in the test...if that. If you ask me, you guys are stupid for not using this chaotic time to get pics of the exam and study them. Kids....never thinking ahead. I don't need to cheat my way through anything. I r teh genius :hi: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 The media has drilled the word "terrorist" so far into our collective unconscious that it has replaced other, more accurate terms such as guerrilla warfare, espionage and general debauchery. Political rant aside, espionage makes a killing off of stolen information, and with the advent of the digital age, everyone over the age of 4 has a camera capable of taking shots at 12 jiggapixils, but it still fits in your pocket. If your prof is a jerkoff, this is about the closest thing to a coup that the students can organize. Next week, it's most likely that his car won't start, or there won't be break fluid in his vehicle >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I don't need to cheat my way through anything. I r teh genius :hi: It doesn't hurt to have the information though. I bet it would get you some poon tang too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I bet it would get you some poon tang too! Market your way into a girl's pants. Majoring in that would be pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillHouse Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'm in a Marketing Management class at N.C. State with about 380 other students. There are 5 exams + a final exam. These are my only grades. Before our 3rd exam began, a girl who was stressed over the exam (they are difficult ) started having a stress attack followed by seizures. We began the exam anyways as a CNA and volunteer firefighter in our class took care of her. EMS came in shortly and told us all to GTFO. Our professor got in a yelling match with them and then got pushed out too. We have to turn in our tests as we walked out. 4 students pocketed their exams, which are numbered, so they were caught later. Exam was postpned. Luck or Terrorist Conspiracy to keep us from having to take the exam on time? Today, we begin the exam...I'm 12 questions in. We hear a soft buzz coming from the other section of the Management building...soon our fire alarms go off as well. Our professor stands at the front and drops f-bomb after f-bomb slapping his hips like some 8 year old. We all sit there, no one gets up. I guess taking an exam is more important than a fire alarm? Idk. Well we all get pushed out by some security ppl. We stand out there for about 20 mins. Half the class leaves. Our prof comes out and tells us test is postponed. A security officer comes out and tells us to come back in now, no one budges. Our professor tells him that the fire alarm ruined his examination. The sec. officer is like "well its not my fault sir. Calm down blah blah" Our professor is like "I know its not jackass but this is the 2nd time i'm gonna have to change my fucking exam." "This is the first year in 16 years I've had this happen, twice at that!" We all left lol. Luck or Terrorist Conspiracy? I'll keep you updated for the 5th and the final exam to see if we get any more pre-meditated attacks Too long to read, need cliffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Too long to read, need cliffs. 3rd exam - Girl had seizure. EMS made us leave. Couldn't finish exam. 4th exam - (today) fire alarm; had to evacuate; couldn't finish test professor: pissed, dropped f-bomb repeatedly etc; rages at innocents conspiracy to get us out of class or luck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 3rd exam - Girl had seizure. EMS made us leave. Couldn't finish exam.4th exam - (today) fire alarm; had to evacuate; couldn't finish test professor: pissed, dropped f-bomb repeatedly etc; rages at innocents conspiracy to get us out of class or luck? LUCKY!!!!!!! :nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracefail<3 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 "I am not a crook!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 LUCKY!!!!!!! :nuts: What the fuck are you eating in your sig Terry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanWarlock Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Market your way into a girl's pants. Majoring in that would be pretty awesome. Ha Ha! true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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