Princess Celestia Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Or open the door and say, "You just interrupted our foreplay and he has problems in bed and that your interruption may make him go soft and ruin our fun." That will probably make them leave in a hurry! Just be sure to be in lingerie or in a robe when you answer the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cr(+)sshair Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 When you see them walking down the street, start blasting death metal out the window with lyrics along the lines of "THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD, JESUS WAS A MAGICIAN". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I would have an AK-47 or a double-barreled shotgun in my hands when i answered the door. If they try to step into your house, use the gun to keep them out. If they wont leave the property, use the gun to scare them off or have the local police number on speed dial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santy Claws Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 PUT A PENTAGRAM ON YOUR DOOR IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME, SORRY FOR THE CAPS IT WONT FIX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Tea Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Try speaking spanish to them when you open the door. No hablo ingles. Just open the door say "Fuck Jesus" and shut it. God will find a way to get me back if I tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSG Zaglo Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 answer the door naked i think im the first person to say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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