Guest JJK Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) Ignore the fact this is going around 4chan http://omegle.com/ friend wanted my oppinon if they are real people or robots simulating common internet knowledge.. i cant answer that, but i can post funny things Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: anythign you can do oi can do better You: i can do anythign better than you Stranger: No you can't You: yes i can Stranger: no you can't You: yes i can!! Stranger: no you can't You: YES I CAN YES I CAAAAN Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: FUCK YOU You: FUCK YOU TOO Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: 911 what is the nature of the emergency? Stranger: I accidentally a coke bottle You: did you use lube? Stranger: lube is for pussies. You: EMS is on the way, please continue to answer my questions You: sir are you aware of what a Pun is? Stranger: no. Edited April 21, 2009 by JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAPD Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 You: WHAT Stranger: heyzinkyahzz Stranger: w0tzz up br0? Stranger: siqqq m8 You: fuck you Stranger: harder You: Dont talk shit about jjk aight.mother fucker Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JJK Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 lmao lapd!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAPD Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hi. You: how re you today stranger Stranger: Pretty goooood. Stranger: You? You: good thank you Stranger: M'hm. You: so what you doing You: ? Stranger: Telling my friend a story. Stranger: That you can't be told, so don't ask. You: WHAT Stranger: ... You: I AM YOU FATHER so answer Stranger: FUCK YOU. Stranger: D< You: FUCK YOU TOO Stranger: I'D RATHER NOT FUCK MY FATHER. You: ...... You: your Mom is my X girl so STFU Stranger: You wish. You: as her Stranger: Oh how you wish. You: ask her* You: ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT You: In my bed Stranger: EW. You: So you got nothink to say ? You: notthing* Stranger: I can't believe you'd want to fuck her... Stranger: Ew. You: n***a go fuck your grand mother Stranger: ... Stranger: She's dead. You: dont give a shit You: give me your address Stranger: AND CREMATED. You: =[] You: Ok lets be nice You: ok ? Stranger: Kay. You: Whats your name buddie Stranger: Guess. Stranger: You: cant Stranger: It starts with an L. Stranger: Guess Stranger: Go. Stranger: Now. Stranger: (8 You: L A P D ?? =] Stranger: Hahah, no. You: well ? Stranger: Guess again. Stranger: Guessing game! You: idk You: IDK your name you fuck You: just tell me Stranger: GUESS. Stranger: IT STARTS WITH AN L. You: you toke 10 min of my life Stranger: Good. You: WHATS YOUR DAMN NAME You: Ok then..Im not telling my name then Stranger: That's just fine by me. You: =[ Stranger: You tell me yours, and I'll tell you mine? Stranger: 9D Stranger: 8D* You: my name is LAPD Stranger: Sure. You: ..... You: MY NAME IS LAPD YOU GOD DAMN IT Stranger: LIAR. Stranger: YOUR NAME IS BOB. You: ill proof if you want Stranger: D< You: My name is LAPD not bob You: .... Stranger: LIAR. You: stop guessing Stranger: IT'S BOB. Stranger: IT. Stranger: IS. Stranger: BOB. Stranger: You were lied to as a child.. You: MY NAME IS italk Stranger: BITCH, YOU DON'T KNOW MAH LIFE. Your conversational partner has disconnected Edited April 21, 2009 by LAPD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JJK Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hacker in d2 Stranger: sound the alarms! Stranger: man the harpoons You: u gonna do somethign aboit it Stranger: hell yea, i am already readying the low orbit ion cannon You: can i have admin? Stranger: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./ IT'S A TRAP!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _,,,--~~~~~~~~--,_ . . . .\ ._________________/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-‘ : : : :::: :::: :: : : : : :º ‘-, . . \/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .,-‘ :: : : :::: :::: :::: :::: : : : ‘-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-‘ :: ::: :: : : :: :::: :::: :: : : : : ‘-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .,-‘ : :: :: :: :: :: : : : : : , : : :º :::: :::: ::’; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .,-‘ / / : :: :: :: :: : : :::: :::-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /,-‘,’ :: : : : : : : : : :: :: :: : ‘-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;;| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /,’,-‘ :: :: :: :: :: :: :: : ::_,-~~,_’-, ;; ;; ;; ;; | . . . . . . . . . . . . _/ :,’ :/ :: :: :: : : :: :: _,-‘/ : ,-‘;’-‘’’’’~-, ;; ;; ;;,’ . . . . . . . . . . . ,-‘ / : : : : : : ,-‘’’ : : :,--‘’ :|| /,-‘-‘--‘’’__,’’’ \ ;; ;,-‘ . . . . . . . . . . . \ :/,, : : : _,-‘ --,,_ : : \ :\ ||/ /,-‘-‘x### ::\ \ ;;/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \/ /---‘’’’ : \ #\ : :\ : : \ :\ \| | : (O##º : :/ /-‘’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /,’____ : :\ ‘-#\ : \, : :\ :\ \ \ : ‘-,___,-‘,-`-,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘ ) : : : :’’’’--,,--,,,,,,¯ \ \ :: ::--,,_’’-,,’’’¯ :’- :’-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . .) : : : : : : ,, : ‘’’’~~~~’ \ :: :: :: :’’’’’¯ :: ,-‘ :,/\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\,/ /|\\| | :/ / : : : : : : : ,’-, :: :: :: :: ::,--‘’ :,-‘ \ \ . . . . . . . . . . . . .\\’|\\ \|/ ‘/ / :: :_--,, : , | )’; :: :: :: :,-‘’ : ,-‘ : : :\ \, . . . . . . . . . . ./¯ :| \ |\ : |/\ :: ::----, :\/ :|/ :: :: ,-‘’ : :,-‘ : : : : : : ‘’-,,_ . . . . . . ..| : : :/ ‘’-(, :: :: :: ‘’’’’~,,,,,’’ :: ,-‘’ : :,-‘ : : : : : : : : :,-‘’’\\ . . . . . ,-‘ : : : | : : ‘’) : : :¯’’’’~-,: : ,--‘’’ : :,-‘’ : : : : : : : : : ,-‘ :¯’’’’’-,_ . ./ : : : : :’-, :: | :: :: :: _,,-‘’’’¯ : ,--‘’ : : : : : : : : : : : / : : : : : : :’’-, / : : : : : -, :¯’’’’’’’’’’’¯ : : _,,-~’’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :¯’’~~~~~~’’’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : : Stranger: HE KNOWS You: why r u guys so racist You: why r u guys so racist Stranger: you guys? Stranger: you are being racist now Stranger: grouping us? Stranger: who is us? You: i diddnt mena it like that Stranger: uh huh, sure you didnt Stranger: that's what they all say You: seriously i love you people Stranger: YOU PEOPLE?!?! Stranger: there you go again Stranger: with the racism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prius Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) This was my best chat by far. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi! Stranger: i'm 19 m seattle, you? You: 67 f oakland Stranger: wow you're the oldest person i've ever come across Stranger: by a lot! Stranger: is this your first time? You: yeah, im looking for a date. You in? You: or am i toooo old? Stranger: i'm gay You: oh, thats a downer Stranger: that's probably the only reason i'd be so nice to you Stranger: You: i was getting kinda happy Stranger: people on here are jerks You: yeah, well gotta go wax my husbands chest hair off. Bye!! it was nice talking to you. Stranger: good luck! Your conversational partner has disconnected. JJK, kinda stole your idea on this one. Stranger: whats a great idea to celebrate our "one year anniversary" with my girlfriend? You: hacker in d2 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 21, 2009 by Team^Prius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkHelmet Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I decided to try it You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Thank you for calling the MAN HOLE You: For daddies, PRESS 1 You: For Bottoms, PRESS 2 You: For furry men, PRESS 3 Stranger: What do I press for WTF? You: press 4 Stranger: 4, then You: Thank you for pressing 4 You: You are now live 1 on 1 with caller # 329908 You: Say Hello Stranger: Hello... You: Hi sexy You: Whats your name? You: I'm Bruuuce Stranger: Alex You: How r you stud? You: I'm hard as a rock right now Stranger: ... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3rg3 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 One i did quikly... ill go more after school... You: HI FRIEND! Stranger: i wanna a hug You: rly.... wil a free coffee go with it? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crothers Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Fuck you Stranger: Nathan? You: YES You: omg You: its me You: Nathan Stranger: I don't believe you You: I swear to god You: Its me You: How have you been? Stranger: Then who am I? You: Its like were strangers now. You: Your Professor Oak. Stranger: You're. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Lamp Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: A wild pikachu appears! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: FUCK YOU Stranger: fuck you too You: FUCK YOU WORSE Stranger: by what style? You: umm You: doggy? You: i only go bareback though, the way god intended Stranger: i prefer traditional ways You: missionary is for pussies You: YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD Stranger: i am fucking with you mother now Stranger: it makes me feel great You: NICE TRY SHE'S DEAD! HA! CORPSE FUCKER! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi. You: hi Stranger: coke or pepsi? You: amniotic fluid Stranger: awesome. You: its tasty Stranger: yeah? i should get me some. You: it's worth it, let me tell you. pregnant teenage girls have the sweetest kind Stranger: well noted. You: WHATS YOUR PROBLEM GUY Stranger: YOU. Stranger: YOU ARE YOUR AMNIOTIC DRINKING WAYS. You: DONT JUDGE ME Stranger: oh, i judge. Your conversational partner has disconnected. this is a terrible, terrible weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snorlax Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi there Stranger: wssup You: I think I'm in love with you Stranger: whaaaaaaaat? You: I'm hard as a rock Stranger: girl? You: Yes, with a penis Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAPD Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DarkHelmet Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hi You: how r you Stranger: not bad Stranger: u You: I one deaged my wife and her fucking secret b/f this morning You: fucking whore Stranger: wat is deaged? You: i killed them both with a 50 cal. desert eagle You: aka 1 deaged Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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