John Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Kangaskhan is a bit of an oddity – a kangaroo Pokemon that doesn’t evolve, and when hatched, is born complete with a “baby†version of itself in its pouch, even though it’s never a baby at all. Weird, to be sure, but they’re magic monsters, so they’ve got some slack in the weird department. But players also noticed that the baby Kangaskhan bore a striking resemblance to a Cubone, an “orphan†Pokemon abandoned by its mother. After years of speculation, the great Internet Theory Engine cranked out the following logical deduction: • Prior to the original game’s release, Cubone eventually evolved into Kangaskhan. • The developers must have removed the ‘missing link’ Pokemon that connected Cubone and Kangaskhan, and replaced it with the non-evolving Marowak. • Rather than deleting this missing link, the developers brushed it under the digital carpet by simply giving it a Pokemon index number of zero. If you played the first two Pokemon games, you might recognize that index number as belonging to either MissingNo or ‘M, the game glitch Pokemon that you can find surfing off the coast of Cinnabar Island. Coincidence? Obviously. Except that when ‘M levels up, IT EVOLVES INTO MOTHERFUCKING KANGASKHAN. HOLY LIVING CRAP. Mom! Call the FBI! Ask for Agent Mulder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 what's pokeymans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 You're a whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 is that a type of pokeyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 Yeah, well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluHorse Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOMNOM Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I call plagiarism. Source: http://www.dorkly.com/article/13074/the-dorklyst-the-6-greatest-videogame-theories-on-the-internet/page:2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 not gonna lie that got me thinking now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 not gonna lie that got me thinking now... I don't know about that, but your sig got me thinking... N1ck????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooT Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 ArticUNO ZapDOS MolTRES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 Late pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doobie Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I feel like we just went back in time 10 years with this thread. We should change the topic to which color you played back in the day. Red here fuck blue/yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I loved yellow. My mom had to take my gameboy because i was such an addict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Pokemen? Is that some type of Pog? Does it transform into a robot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Red was clearly the best... Ekans >>> Sandshrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Pokemen? Is that some type of Pog? Does it transform into a robot? Time to bust out my slammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 brb playing marbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearthug Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Pokemon Day in JB. I choose Dugtrio, which consists of 3 CT's/T's. = Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandemic Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 wierd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Red, bitches! They're right, though. The misingno controversy is at least a million years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetman Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) Dont mind me, im just in this thread eating my foot! Edited March 24, 2011 by Vetman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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