Story time!

[Name]

Post any kind of story that you would like to tell that actually happened. (Funny, unusual, shocking, etc)

 

I'll start.

 

Back in 2006 when I was a senior in high school, I was in a library during lunch sitting at a table talking with my friends until out of nowhere we hear this blood curdling scream outside. It so happens it was the school's most violent retard, Oscar, who was putting on a spectacle for all to see. He had grabbed his handler's long blonde hair and was attempting to tug her to the ground. Oscar is about 4'5 or something like that but can probably bench press 185 lbs, he's built like a brick of muscle and the entire library rises from their seats to view the glorious battle through the window onlooking the hallway. Oscar has pinned her to the ground and is parading around proclaiming his dominance and his skinny blonde handler is pleading for her life as no comes to help. FINALLY the fuckin' school security guards show up and try to calm him down. Oscar seemed like he was ready for a challenge and attempts to steal their walkie-talkies (that was the only item that our security guards carried around). So the fat security guard yells out "GET THE FUCKER", while the other one tackles him to the ground. Screaming and foaming at the mouth, Oscar was wriggling so hard he probably broke bones when his fists hit the tile. The handler gets up and takes an elevator down to the basement to lament on her failure. Never saw Oscar again after that. True story.

 

Now lets hear yours [HG]

[poison.ivy]

So the fat security guard yells out "GET THE FUCKER", while the other one tackles him to the ground. Screaming and foaming at the mouth, Oscar was wriggling so hard he probably broke bones when his fists hit the tile.

 

SIG'D

 

k.

was frat hopping one night at Cal, drank my first 4loko, alcohol kinda tasted like water after that, finished half a bottle of wine, then another 4loko and blacked out at Fiji, had a bomb hot dog 3am at some local joint, don't really remember how i got home. woke up and repeated the same thing.

[Name]

SIG'D

 

k.

was frat hopping one night at Cal, drank my first 4loko, alcohol kinda tasted like water after that, finished half a bottle of wine, then another 4loko and blacked out at Fiji, had a bomb hot dog 3am at some local joint, don't really remember how i got home. woke up and repeated the same thing.

 

Must be one hell of a weekend.