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Soraka: The Arbiter of Truth


LazaHorse
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So I got done with a match where I did my best as Soraka to keep my fail teammates alive. My friend Kogmaw did pretty well (4-6) but we just couldn't pick up our garbage team (0-6 Alistar, 0-5 Udyr, 3-6 Brand). This conversation came out in the lobby.

DatSNSDFanBoy is me

Bannukutuku (LOL HIS NAME) is Brand

Mr Chim Cham is Udyr

BitterBuffalo

PwnyXpress9 was the Malz on their team

 

Just a tl;dr version... I am apparently an "Arbiter of Truth" and through my big words and insults (I called their Udyr a tool... once... lol) I apparently "act superior" (we all knew this already I'm sure :D). ENJOY!

 

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DatSNSDFanBoy: Want to open repair shop... have so many tools

Bannukutuku: you are an idiot, sir

drpubephd: you dnt know what a tool is haha

Mr Chim Cham: please report our Soraka for being a giant douche before the game even started, and then thoroughly nonstop

Bannukutuku: so please shut up

DatSNSDFanBoy: 0-5, 0-6, 3-6... need less tools, need moar customers

DatSNSDFanBoy: wasnt a douche

FamousAmos44: Nah no need to

DatSNSDFanBoy: called you a tool

FamousAmos44: Dont bother reporting him

Mr Chim Cham: anyone reading the chat would be astounded

DatSNSDFanBoy: then you spammed that I'm an asshole

DatSNSDFanBoy: and tried to prove I wasn't a tool

DatSNSDFanBoy: all in all provin how big of a tool you are

Mr Chim Cham: spammed?

Mr Chim Cham: by saying it once?

FamousAmos44: This team had no chance of co-operation from the beginning

DatSNSDFanBoy: reporting me would result in people laughing at the chat log of you looking like a tool

DatSNSDFanBoy: mad cuz kog and I are premade but our shoulders aren't quite jacked enough for this load

Bannukutuku: yes, a need to report ignoring this shit is what let's these idiots have free reign

FamousAmos44: From the idkwhat allistar, and the udyr who wouldnt gank at all early game

DatSNSDFanBoy: no idea what that means brand

DatSNSDFanBoy: try English?

DatSNSDFanBoy: I hear English works pretty well here

PwnyXpress9: Hi guys

FamousAmos44: Also for people who honestly report over in game chat is just dumb. thats what the ignore feature is for

DatSNSDFanBoy: I think Alistar was gonna go AP Alistar... then realized what i said in the beginning of the game... that AP AListar is trash

DatSNSDFanBoy: and tried to change to tank alistar... at the 30th minute

DatSNSDFanBoy: sup malz?

DatSNSDFanBoy: gg btw, need moar silence

PwnyXpress9: gg gg

BitterBuffaIo: he was also stealing blue every chance he got, even when brand was on his way over

Bannukutuku: you a jerk

Bannukutuku: you don't play well

DatSNSDFanBoy: I pinged brand

FamousAmos44: He actually does bann

Bannukutuku: you don't understand simple ideas

DatSNSDFanBoy: to get him to come take

DatSNSDFanBoy: and what happens, udyr smite steals it

Bannukutuku: you make shit up to complain about

DatSNSDFanBoy: I don't understand simple ideas?

DatSNSDFanBoy: kid this is my 3rd account

Bannukutuku: you are lower level than me and it is clear you understand less about the game

Bannukutuku: yawn

DatSNSDFanBoy: look up my first 2, RisenLazarus and Aliean and you will find two high ranking lvl 30s

FamousAmos44: Lol oh bann bann bann

DatSNSDFanBoy: nt, sia sia sia sia sia

DatSNSDFanBoy: Nice Moonflair bro...

DatSNSDFanBoy: that is THE MOST PRODUCTIVE ITEM in this game

Bannukutuku: yeah, it's saying shit like that

DatSNSDFanBoy: 50 AP... fuck yeah...

DatSNSDFanBoy: Brand Ask ANYONE who knows ANYTHING about this game

Bannukutuku: where you say shit and think it's an obvious truth

DatSNSDFanBoy: and they will tell you Moonflair isa t errible item

Bannukutuku: like you are some jesus of LoL

DatSNSDFanBoy: ANY AP item that gives you less than 60 AP is a terrible item

FamousAmos44: Lol oh bann bann bann

DatSNSDFanBoy: please... do stop trying...

DatSNSDFanBoy: you sound like a joke

DatSNSDFanBoy: btw you have 227 wins

Bannukutuku: wow, amos, way to be a fanboy for your friend here

DatSNSDFanBoy: means you JUST reached lvl 30

DatSNSDFanBoy: nice... to the try... to the sia

DatSNSDFanBoy: fanboy? or maybe we're premade

DatSNSDFanBoy: and we're mad that a group of three raging badkids gave me my 5th straight loss?

Bannukutuku: wow, you missed the insult there

FamousAmos44: B/c its true. I've observed what he says in all matches. 90 percent of the time he is correct lol

DatSNSDFanBoy: might be that

DatSNSDFanBoy: no sir I didn't, it just wasn't a good one

FamousAmos44: Abrasive at times? yes. Correct? Yes

Bannukutuku: oh, so you are also an arbiter of truth?

Bannukutuku: no

DatSNSDFanBoy: Fuck Abrasive, I'm rock solid... Btiches call me Sandpaper

DatSNSDFanBoy: arbiter of truth?

Bannukutuku: you can't claim that he is correct because you happen to agree

DatSNSDFanBoy: ...

DatSNSDFanBoy: I'll stop there

DatSNSDFanBoy: lol

DatSNSDFanBoy: Arbiter... of Truth...

DatSNSDFanBoy: I'm gonna have to screenshot this

DatSNSDFanBoy: Have you been to HellsGamers.Com?

FamousAmos44: Uh when I see builds that he comments on and how terrible they do? Id say that is a pretty accurate assessment

DatSNSDFanBoy: because this conversation... just got posted there...

Bannukutuku: do you really believe that the things you say make you sound better than me?

DatSNSDFanBoy: gg bud... was fun trying to lift your fat buttcheeks on my big broad manly soraka shoulders

Bannukutuku: you result to insults instead of offereing reasons

DatSNSDFanBoy: sound better than yuo?

DatSNSDFanBoy: you*

DatSNSDFanBoy: no

DatSNSDFanBoy: I am better than you

DatSNSDFanBoy: I play better than you

DatSNSDFanBoy: I live better than you

DatSNSDFanBoy: I have sex with more men than you

Bannukutuku: You sit there and make terrible jokes and act superior

DatSNSDFanBoy: you jelly of my buttsex parties

Bannukutuku: see, this makes you better?

DatSNSDFanBoy: "act"... am superior

Bannukutuku: it makes you small?

DatSNSDFanBoy: of course it does

DatSNSDFanBoy: no makes me large

Bannukutuku: it makes you a jerk of person

DatSNSDFanBoy: I have an 8 inch weiner

Bannukutuku: it makes you a loser at life

DatSNSDFanBoy: it's in the fridge for lunch tomorrow

DatSNSDFanBoy: I wuv hot dogs

Bannukutuku: you don't have a real life or friends

FamousAmos44: Lol

DatSNSDFanBoy: I dont ahve a real life?

DatSNSDFanBoy: am I a robot?

FamousAmos44: Oh how little you truly know

Bannukutuku: you have dumb insults and that is the full extent of your existence

DatSNSDFanBoy: I'm playing Soraka, not Orianna

DatSNSDFanBoy: nt, sia

Bannukutuku: you are so worthless

Bannukutuku: how does it feel?

Bannukutuku: to have nothing to live for?

Bannukutuku: to be so dumb and classless?

DatSNSDFanBoy: no the full extent of my existance* lies in the overwatch and love of God

Bannukutuku: that you kmnow everyone hates you?

DatSNSDFanBoy: one that I hope someday you find for yourself

Bannukutuku: and no one wants to be around you?

DatSNSDFanBoy: hey youspamming and ranting

DatSNSDFanBoy: and me having a conversation

DatSNSDFanBoy: it doesn't work that way bud

Bannukutuku: it must not feel good being such a crappy person

DatSNSDFanBoy: When you talk to people, you have to listen too

Bannukutuku: I'm not ranting

DatSNSDFanBoy: You should try that some day

DatSNSDFanBoy: you kind of are

Bannukutuku: I'm just trying to help such a wayward loser

DatSNSDFanBoy: you just sat there and typed an essay without even reading what I wrote

DatSNSDFanBoy: Do you even know what wayward means? lol

Bannukutuku: No, why would I?

DatSNSDFanBoy: LMAO

DatSNSDFanBoy: I'll stop there

DatSNSDFanBoy: enjoy your day

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