Dullknife Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 So cal was sad to hear from me and it not being a hippie story well here is one for all ages I WILL ADMIT NOW NO SEXUAL CONTENT, NO ADULT NUDITY, NO . . . Racism so please enjoy a clean version of my hippie story time. NOTE I AM NOT BAKED WHEN DOING THIS JUST BORED OUT OF MY MIND NO GAMES SUXXXS By the way its ninja because its really REALLY REALLY!!!! LONG anyone who finish reading it most likely will be in part 2. Just for those who like a challenge there you go. WHERES MY EDITOR!?!?!? Family in ARMS War this is life where people fight over money, land, wemon, POWER!! Familys been murdered children taken for rewards or for soldiers in war. This family was not going to fall like the others for they had a special bond. One that could only be destroyed between each other no one else. Dark times these were for Dullknife for he lost his brother Cal45 who was taken away by the Trollers Alliance. They were on a rescue mission to get there younger brother Watermelon Jackson but were ambushed by them damn Trollers. This is part 1 of this story of the Rescue Mission that failed. Cal45 and Dullknife were informed that the Huge Annoying Trollers Ex Resistance Squad was on the molxes hills lets just name them H.A.T.E.R.S for short. So they were informed that these Haters were on the Molxes Hills camping holding there youngest brother Watermelon Jackson who was tooken while sleeping at there home. They stole him and asked for a reward of 100,000 gold on the ransom note left on his pillow. Dullknife and Cal45 woke up early and saw this, to not alarm their other family members they told them they were all heading up the forest for some food and water and be back later. They took there weapons and headed out toward the town and found a Hater member taunting others they followed his drunken butt in a ally and beat him to a pulp till he gave them the info they needed. Once they marked the location on the map they set off. Cal45- Dullknife what is the plan I mean we can't just run up and attack the Haters straight on they will over take us to. Dullknife- It be okay we know the area better then them and molxes hills is not to far we will just sneak up to the camp and grab our brother and run like hell home. If they come back we be ready. Cal45- Sounds easier said then done. Dullknife- Isn't everything? Both brothers rushed off toward Molxes hills and the sky started to go dark it was very late and as they arrived about 300 yards away they saw the camp fires and tents at the distance. They started slowly moving up from tree to tree till all they had was hills to hide them. They crawled on there bells moving slowly and keeping there eyes and ears peeled listening and watching for any sudden movement. Dullknife pulled out his hunting rifle and scoped down the sight scanning the area. Dullknife- I see a good 20 or more men down there and ... He cut off as he witness Watermelon Jackson tied to a pole and being laughed at and beaten with fruit and other scraps of food. He was cursing them and struggling but was no use. As dullknife witness this he heard a yelp Cal45 next to him saw shadows behind them and in a instant gun shots were being fired dullknife and Cal45 ran like hell toward any area of coverage and saw the Trollers Alliance coming. Dullknife and Cal45 both said - FUCKING TROLLERS!!! Unleashing there ammo at the moving targets wondering if they were hiting they ceased fire dullknife zoomed back in with his rifle toward the Haters camp and movement was going on. It looked like they were packing up and running past the Hills toward Moth ruins. Dullknife - Fuck they running. Cal45 - We got bigger problems look!! As they both scanned the forest where they came from a army of Trollers revieled themselfs the leader spoke first. Trollers Leader- Surrender now or be excuted on the spot if you come willing there will come no harm. Dullknife - This is a trick you can never trust a Troller. Cal45- I know but what will we do? Dullknife- we need to split up one of us will stay here and keep them busy, you know Distract them while the other follows them Haters. We will meet up in town once we have there new location meet at the Low Bar in town. okay? Cal45- Wait you want me to run???? Dullknife- Yes you are faster and only have a pistol I have a rifle I will have a better accuracy to hold them off. Cal45- LOOK AT HOW MANY THERE IS YOU WILL NEVER GO FAR!! Dullknife- If you sit here No I won't NOW GO!!! As Dullknife aims down his Hunting rifle he shoots at the leader he misses by a few inches and hits the man on the horse next to him. All of a sudden bullets are flying toward his location as Cal45 is running down the hill toward the Haters last location as dullknife watched his brother he prayed he made the right decision. He took another peek up and aimed shooting each soldier that was moving toward him as best as he could hoping to buy his brother some time. *DISTANCE SCREAMING!!* NO LET ME GO!! NO!!! DULLKNIFE!!!!! Dullknife looks toward the direction cal45 run off to and saw he was ambushed by a group of Trollers that was sneaking up from behind. As he saw his brother smacked in the head by the trollers gun end he was frozen in fear. What to do Watermelon Jackson is capture by the Haters and Cal45 is capture by the Trollers Alliance FUCK WHAT TO DO??!?!!? He knew he be no good if he got caught as well so he slid down the opposite hill and ran toward the river behind him he heard the Trollers Alliance running after him as he saw the river he run underneath the bridge and jumped in the Sewer tube running inside it. This use to be the best place to hide in town and now he was using it to escape the Trollers. He knew this was stupid and he need help so he ran threw the sewers till he found another pipe leading out near his home. As he crawled out he walked up to the door steps opening the door and there his family saw him teared up, smelly, and worn out. They ran up to him as he collasped to the floor. *Hours Later* He wakes up in his bed surrounded by his family and he feels like shit but knows he must come clean so he tells everyone the news of what happen. As he finished his story everyone is in silence and by the door frame everyone's head turn for there stood JJK and DIZY both who took care of everyone here like family and they were upset at Dullknifes and Cal45 reckless actions. Yet they knew they had only cared for there younger brother Watermelon. JJK - Well Dizy looks like we got another adventure ahead of us. Dizy - Yes my love I guess we should start gearing up for the long road Dullknife you should rest abit longer we will be heading out tonight so get some more rest and then pack up for we make our move tonight to get Watermelon and Cal45. To be Continue . . . I hope you enjoy reading this I know it was different from my previous Story Times But I wanted to make this abit more Kid Friendly. Thnx To everyone and HG Forums for letting me post this I will keep in touch with you guys and hopefully keep posting at least 1 story or part of a story every Week. Have a good one -Dullknife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 All your base are belong to us.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dullknife Posted October 31, 2011 Author Share Posted October 31, 2011 Kinda the point just joking around with friends here no harm done right? If there is sry was trying to be some what funny and kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus2 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 tl;dr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 CLARK IS A ONE MAN TROLLING MACHINE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Searched for my name, no results found. Closed the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal45 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Nice! Why do you have to make me look like such a bitch though? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermelon Jackson Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I'm the hot bitch in distress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 tl;dr fucking this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizon Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 very random, and tl;dr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 i wanna be in the trollers alliance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 A wild Tommo appears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 why come in this thread that says "story time" to say tl;dr? if you dont read it then dont comment. i dont understand you people. its like you want attention for being a dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 why come in this thread that says "story time" to say tl;dr? if you dont read it then dont comment. i dont understand you people. its like you want attention for being a dick tl;dr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermelon Jackson Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 tl;dr I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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