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Yet without jailbreak none of you fa****s would be here.

 

I joined and mainly played in Minigames during my recruitment in HG. I started to play Jailbreak shortly after becoming a HG Member to see what all the fuss was about, and the fuss was damn good :D

 

It only fails when Angel isn't online.

 

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Jailbreak is a gift from God sent down to the people to garter the lulz. What is this lulz you speak of Watermelon? It's an all out, non-stop, make you piss yourself laughing whilst also inebriating anyone and everyone in contact with a sort of happy high from all the laughter and enjoyment. Studies have shown that with proper mediation of your daily dose of JB, lulz output can increase by a factor of 1337:1, not of course including nutritional variables such as Doc Brown, Wolfman, Hobbes, , Navi, etc...these conflicting variables are like the amigo acids of JB, you need some of all of them, but too much of any one of the amigo acids can cause faintness, or more seriously, lulz-overload (LOLOLOL), a serious medical condition which should be treated by a Jailbreak Admin or HG M+ immediately. Symptoms of lulz-overload include, but are not limited to:

 

Death

Coma

Flatulence

Dehydration

Inebriation

Herpes

Hemorrhoids

Syphilis

Lazarus

Jaundice

Trouble Sleeping

Lockjaw

A sudden urge for drugs

Tea Parties

An everlasting erection

Blindness (this is due to the RAWR-A2H receptors in the brain, too much of this amiga acid causes death due to suffocation and mental anguish. Also slightly constitutes part of the erection.)

An affinity for K-pop

Facepalms

A shovel.

 

Jaibreak is not for everyone, including people with social disorders, mental disabilities, a home console, and people who are nursing, pregnant, or Adam West. Simple blood tests are needed to see if you're Adam West.

 

So consult with your JJK, and ask him if Jailbreak is right for you, and remember: "A round of JB a day, will make your dick think hard and your brain grow bigger."

 

ROFL this is just too good.

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