Flare Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 http://dysonology.wordpress.com/2011/05/06/56-bestworst-similes-used-in-high-school-exams/ cringeworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. 13. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TropicaLStorM Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 No worse than this, or this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. BEST... ONE... ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankBANG Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 LOL! Storm... That is gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluHorse Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black. best one. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. holy shit thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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