ttaM Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 So I'm making a drive from Texas to Pennsylvania on a couple weeks and have no place to stay along the way nor do I have the means of affording a hotel. The plan is to leave May 9th or 10th, drive to Tennessee(13-16 hours) then finish the drive the next day to Pennsylvania. The goal is to make it before the weekend. This is where HG comes in. I'm merely requesting a place to stay somewhere in Tennessee, preferably near Nashville or Knoxville. Here are the rules: 1) No recruits. I don't want to stay with some nerd who has been here for a month and will probably rape me. If you've been here longer and wish to rape me that's fine. 2) Don't live with your parents. A roommate is fine I suppose but I don't want to be introduced to mommy and daddy as some creepy Jerry Sandusky from the internet. Those are the only rules, keep in mind if I just flat out don't like you but you still meet the criteria and have waited your whole life to discuss the secrets an ex-Council member holds I won't stay with you. Toodles bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastered Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Too bad all of HGs girls live outta the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted April 25, 2012 Author Share Posted April 25, 2012 ^----- Da fuck is this guy talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastered Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Dont tell me you wouldnt wanna room it up with Kimzy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted April 25, 2012 Author Share Posted April 25, 2012 Ew Kimzy? No way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastered Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Fair enough... Why Pennysylvania? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Too bad all of HGs girls live outta the US. I'm slightly hurt by this. Not much ..but slightly. And sorry ..not in Tennessee ...plus my cats can smell evil. They wouldn't get along with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastered Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 You're more than just am HG girl Jessica... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 You're more than just am HG girl Jessica... Are you implying I'm fat because I'm more than 1 girl? imply all you want, it is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastered Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 girl < woman now ill leave this conversation before the hole ive dug myself reaches Korea and Taylor enters the convo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Ew Kimzy? No way. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D Didn't say eww when I sent you those nudies did you! I was just gonna offer you a room in Nashville.. sucks to be you Mattyboy, sucks to be you for serious: glhf gettin raped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 girl < woman now ill leave this conversation before the hole ive dug myself reaches Korea and Taylor enters the convo. KOREA HAS RECEIVED YOUR THREAT! Now you die sir! Also she's not Korean, she's Mongolian or sumtin... iunno. Swat, come up to Maryland when you're done with Penn. I mean I don't wanna see you, but we got a nice state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 now ill leave this conversation before the hole ive dug myself reaches Korea and Taylor enters the convo. LOL. Good fight son. Did better than 98% of the human male race. I checked the leaderboards. I don't live in TN. Drove through Memphis once. It was dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 ITT: People not helping at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted April 25, 2012 Author Share Posted April 25, 2012 ITT: People not helping at all Holy shit this guy. Grade-A human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 You can drive like 4 hours and stay with me instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMigra Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 how much do you need for a hotel and gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastered Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 ^ willing to donate 10 pesos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiLmAn Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I live in pa u mad... You can live in my box with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Damn, if you were going south, I'd buy you lunch in Austin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted April 25, 2012 Author Share Posted April 25, 2012 Damn, if you were going south, I'd buy you lunch in Austin. Fuck Austin are you joking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I live in Tenessee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I sent you those nudies did you! wat pls dont be typical woman on the interwebs kimzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted April 25, 2012 Author Share Posted April 25, 2012 wat pls dont be typical woman on the interwebs kimzy You want some peanut butter with that jelly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 you want some peanut butter with that jelly? hahahahahaha gotta love assumptions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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