Jella Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Yes, this is real!!! My last lulzy post about masturbation (it was about some legitimate annual contest lol) was deleted, I can only assume because talking about jacking off isn't okay unless you are joking. Or playing jail break. Please don't be such prudes this time. In case you were wondering, May is National Masturbation Month. The celebration of May as National Masturbation Month began in 1995 in San Francisco as a response to the forced resignation of then U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders. After a speech at the United Nations World AIDS Day in 1994, an audience member asked Elders about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity. She answered,“I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.†That was the end of Elders' career as America's first black Surgeon General, but the spark for National Masturbation Month. Offended by Elders' ouster, the ever progressive, pro-sex staff of San Francisco's sex toy and education company Good Vibrations decided to find a way to keep the focus on Elders' unjust firing, and to bring talk about masturbation into the mainstream in just the way Elders had envisioned. Realizing that large number of folks lacked support and advice to help them enjoy the simple, basic act of masturbation, Good Vibrations sought to provide support, advice, and reassurance for people looking to open their own personal sexual horizons. And so was born National Masturbation Month. Among the first steps Good Vibrations took was to promote masturbation as healthy, safe and natural way to express one's sexuality, thereby removing much of the shame and stigma have so long colored the act masturbation. So, is it true, as so many believe that masturbation is so commonplace, natural, pleasurable and healthy that "ninety-eight percent of us masturbate, and the other two percent are liars?" If so, why do we need an entire month to educate people on something they're already enjoying? The answer is twofold: First, to help those already enjoying themselves to delve further. Second, and most importantly, it looks like plenty of people might still benefit from some encouragement and education. Link to the rest of this article that also talks about proposed health benefits -- Today was the first time I'd heard of it. Why am I not surprised this started in San Francisco lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Celestia Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 It is? For masturbating every day this month lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iDigitaL- Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 brb fappin all month long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Shiiit. I was celebrating this back in Janurary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMoose Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Best Get my Hands Prepared ^^^ Thats what she said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal45 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I'll do my part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooT Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 MY HAND WOULD BE FUCKING BROKEN FOR THIS MONTH. Nooooooooooo. ): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Time to make my living, by selling jars of sperm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeman Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Diablo 3 left hand, Prius nudes right hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 How does one delve further into fap? Intredasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 started in San Francisco reppin da hometownnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 This is the month where I can finally try out those new techniques I've been considering. Over-Under Backhanded Footsies and possibly the most dangerous of all... Planking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma# Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 fapping is so mainstream not fapping is too hipster not too sure what to do =S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beast702 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 fapping is so mainstreamnot fapping is too hipster not too sure what to do =S Have someone else do the fapping for you and you are set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetman Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I can suck my own dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I can suck my own dick Is that considered masturbating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Celestia Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 No it is not considered masturbation, that is auto-fellatio or self sucking if you don't wanna be technical about it. (one of the few times my hentai fetish knowledge actually had some practical use lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 oh lord! that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) No it is not considered masturbation, that is auto-fellatio or self sucking if you don't wanna be technical about it. (one of the few times my hentai fetish knowledge actually had some practical use lol) Edited May 2, 2012 by LazaHorse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BranHorse Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Ill be in San Francisco from tomorrow to Sunday. Me and Vetman will be fappin on the bay bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Reminds me of Weird Science. http://www.anyclip.com/movies/weird-science/garys-parents-part-2/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 fapping is for virgins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Celestia Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 fapping is for guys with no girlfriends and no money Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Shiiit. I was celebrating this back in Janurary. LMAOOOOOOOOO fapping is for guys with no girlfriends Fixed. lol this event never stops for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tin Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I thought this was every month? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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