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Lets hear about your funny/crazy firework/4th of July related activities!

 

 

I don't have any cool scars or etc to talk about...my friends and I used to do roman candle wars. I've burned my left thumb pretty bad trying to light a big pile of gun powder. This year was pretty anticlimactic culminating into a pretty right shin burn from standing too close to a mortar fuse :( No mo' hairs! I'm half woman now :thumb:

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I worked from Noon to 8pm -- took boxes to the baler, bagged garlic rounds, bagged hotdog buns, laughed at the gay cake decorater as he looked in awe at dudes, checked dates, pulled pranks on my boss, reduced donuts/pastries to $1.99 per dozen, cleaned dishes, wrote "Happy Birthday" and sh*t on cakes for last minute assholes, sprayed the floor with Q-San, fucked around, ate shit with no one looking, dicked around more with the stock crew (those guys are awesome), closing manager let me go home.

 

Then, smoked a cigar on the way to the gas station where I bought a 12-pack of Bud, came home.

 

And here I am.

 

Actually, that sounds like every day of work.

 

F@rk Winn-Dixie....

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I diddnt make outbound calls today.

 

was hella boring

 

I made a boat out of paper and placed it on top of the fish bowl

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