Rudabaga Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 <05:30:24> "Rudabaga": OK! <05:30:28> "Rudabaga": I have this HUGE issue. <05:30:32> "Kimzy": uh oh <05:30:48> "Rudabaga": I don't wanna ask my parents because I'm afraid they'll freak out <05:30:59> "Kimzy": continue <05:31:20> "Rudabaga": I was taking a shower today and I was washing my genital area and looked down. <05:31:27> "Rudabaga": I noticed these red dots, so I took a better look. <05:31:36> "Rudabaga": I googled what it might be and it told me that I have herpes. <05:31:49> "Rudabaga": do you agree? <05:31:56> "Kimzy": the only thing I can advise you is to not stick your genitals where they do not belong <05:32:07> "Kimzy": I have never had any genital uhm <05:32:09> "Kimzy": problems <05:32:10> "Rudabaga": BUT I'M A VIRGIN! <05:32:16> "Kimzy": before, but yeah you might wanna get it checked <05:32:30> "Kimzy": it can be transmitted by mouth too <05:32:33> "Kimzy": jus sayinn <05:33:09> "Rudabaga": ARE YOU SERIOUS? <05:33:15> "Kimzy": yuuup <05:33:22> "Rudabaga": That hooker told me that it can't happen that way. <05:33:24> "Rudabaga": WTF! <05:33:27> "Kimzy": lololol <05:33:34> "Rudabaga": I'm gonna have to sue him <05:33:39> "Kimzy": you're too awesome lack hahahahahahahaha:D <05:33:47> "Rudabaga": This is not a laughing matter. <05:33:49> "Rudabaga": I have herpes <05:33:55> "Kimzy": I know, its cereal business <05:33:58> "Rudabaga": WAIT! <05:34:09> "Rudabaga": I just realized that I had spaghetti last night and I ate it naked. <05:34:13> "Rudabaga": I just wiped off the red dots <05:34:14> "Kimzy": oh there, <05:34:17> "Kimzy": problem solved! <05:34:18> "Rudabaga": and it was tomato sauce. <05:34:25> "Kimzy": on your pee wee? <05:34:26> "Rudabaga": AND IT'S STILL GOOD! <05:34:28> "Rudabaga": double win <05:34:29> "Kimzy": :o <05:34:34> "Kimzy": you have issues <05:34:36> "Kimzy": lots of em <05:34:42> "Rudabaga": NOT ANYMORE! <05:34:49> "Rudabaga": I just told you that it isn't herpes <05:35:01> "Kimzy": :DD <05:35:16> "Rudabaga": Thanks for the help <05:35:35> "Rudabaga": I'm going to make a thread of this chat <05:35:39> "Rudabaga": so everyone knows how good of help you are <05:35:46> "Kimzy": you're a twat She guided my through my issue of almost having herpes. I'm glad that she was here this early in the morning to help me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Wow lack Can I just add, the :o thingies are actually :0 ones You're the biggest troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 13, 2012 Author Share Posted June 13, 2012 Wow lack Can I just add, the :o thingies are actually :0 ones You're the biggest troll Don't lie, you were just blushing because you realized that I'm STD free. I KNOW YOU WANT ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Headband)(EG) Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Don't lie, you were just blushing because you realized that I'm STD free. I KNOW YOU WANT ME! Inb4 Feb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 everyone wants kimzy get in line SON_OF_GOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaX Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Bahahahaha spaghetti sauce on his junk...Now thats funny.shit right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma# Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 troll so hard lack xD D= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Inb4 Feb I share with lack from time to time. its not gay unless the balls touch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runda20 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 lol....so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma# Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I share with lack from time to time. its not gay unless the balls touch!! I hope you're talking about meatballs Dx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I hope you're talking about meatballs Dx of course. when we eat meatballs im not happy unless they're touching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Headband)(EG) Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 of course. when we eat meatballs im not happy unless they're touching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No! Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 What what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 13, 2012 Author Share Posted June 13, 2012 True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetman Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 13, 2012 Author Share Posted June 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zekk Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 0.o I'm not touching that.... With a ten foot fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) everyone wants kimzy lol^d, only for desperate individuals.. Edited June 14, 2012 by Isaac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 lol^d, only for desperate individuals.. what exactly are you trying to say, sir? :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 15, 2012 Author Share Posted June 15, 2012 what exactly are you trying to say, sir?:3 He's talking shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 what exactly are you trying to say, sir?:3 only that the desperate people want you' Was referring to his comment/Ms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickeN Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 well that was fun to read lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 only that the desperate people want you that's not really nice, now is it! D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 only that the desperate people want you' Was referring to his comment/Ms. I was saying that everyone wants kimzy, not desperate people. Who doesn't want Kimzy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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