60Seconds Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Well if you don't like it here GTFO! Yeah I would, but there are too many morons here who would pay $1 mil for a one bedroom apartment. And really Nipple? I'm sorry, but fat people annoy me. If they need to use a fucking wheelchair because they can't control their diet, they are disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seboard Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 saw your #5, already knew you were talking about Canada! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 1.) My passport has been stamped from cover to cover, but no other nation seems to compare to the hospitality of the people and beauty of the Philippines. 2.) You can bribe government officials 3.) We have McDonalds, KFC, Wendy's and Burger King delivery 4.) We have motherfuckin' white sand beaches 5.) I live here. Yeah but your country is religious as hell, they don't like gays and they ban abortions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awkward Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Seeing as a lot of people did America already, I'll just do my State Top 5 things I love about TEXAS 1. Highschool football, doesn't get better anywhere else tbh. 2. The hospitality**** 3. Texas has pretty interesting state history. 4. The State Fair 5. Our State Capital, Austin. So much to see/do there, it's such a diverse place. ****MOST of the "civilized" areas of Texas are quite hospitable! However you get like east Texas, etc etc where all the EXTREME republicans/racists/homophobes/super christians live, and they're mean D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeman Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 ITT: people discusing things they like about their country and complaints getting Mcarthied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poohunter Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Why I love Canada, I live here too. 1. Americans may have a larger military force, but the point is, people don't want to invade canada, have you ever heard of a case like 9/11 in canada? Nope. You travel the world, and you see, just about every other country prefers Canadians over Americans 2. We have Bonbon 3. The average Canadian Net worth is larger than the average american's (there is an article somewhere, forgot the link) 4. Tim Hortons, best Coffee you will ever have. 5. Believe it or not american's, we have Deserts in Canada, with a mild blazing heat, unlike america. There is one about 5 hours north of where I live (Vancouver), it's a city called Cache Creek, been there a few times before, we have a bit of everything here in Canada, Forests, Prairies, Tundra, Desert's, you name it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 ITT: people discusing things they like about their country and complaints getting Mcarthied ITT: Billy Mays shits on every country in the world and people argue with him. I will concede that the fat person point is valid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Why I love Canada, I live here too. 1. Americans may have a larger military force, but the point is, people don't want to invade canada, have you ever heard of a case like 9/11 in canada? Nope. You travel the world, and you see, just about every other country prefers Canadians over Americans 2. We have Bonbon 3. The average Canadian Net worth is larger than the average american's (there is an article somewhere, forgot the link) 4. Tim Hortons, best Coffee you will ever have. 5. Believe it or not american's, we have Deserts in Canada, with a mild blazing heat, unlike america. There is one about 5 hours north of where I live (Vancouver), it's a city called Cache Creek, been there a few times before, we have a bit of everything here in Canada, Forests, Prairies, Tundra, Desert's, you name it 1. Yeah, no one wants to invade Canada because theres nothing to invade. CN Tower is kinda hard to put a plane into. Your second point might be right, but when it comes to money, they prefer the American dollar. 2. I can't disagree. 3. Yeah but rich Americans have more money than rich Canadians. 4. Starbucks and Intelligensia. 5. Nice, but Vegas is fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Why I love Canada, I live here too. 1. Americans may have a larger military force, but the point is, people don't want to invade canada, have you ever heard of a case like 9/11 in canada? Nope. You travel the world, and you see, just about every other country prefers Canadians over Americans 2. We have Bonbon 3. The average Canadian Net worth is larger than the average american's (there is an article somewhere, forgot the link) 4. Tim Hortons, best Coffee you will ever have. 5. Believe it or not american's, we have Deserts in Canada, with a mild blazing heat, unlike america. There is one about 5 hours north of where I live (Vancouver), it's a city called Cache Creek, been there a few times before, we have a bit of everything here in Canada, Forests, Prairies, Tundra, Desert's, you name it 1: You'd be surprised... They're called terrorists because they like to make people scared... This means anywhere 2: Fine. 3: What Billy Mays said 4: This is in Western New York... I'm from there and I see quite a bit of them 5: One... We have deserts in America two, I knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 1: You'd be surprised... They're called terrorists because they like to make people scared... This means anywhere 2: Fine. 3: What Billy Mays said 4: This is in Western New York... I'm from there and I see quite a bit of them 5: One... We have deserts in America two, I knew that. The thing with terrorists, their aim is to instill fear, and America allowed them to do that after 9/11. They went apeshit. They started two wars, one of them which was useless, pretty much terrified everyone with fake bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 1: You'd be surprised... They're called terrorists because they like to make people scared... This means anywhere 2: Fine. 3: What Billy Mays said 4: This is in Western New York... I'm from there and I see quite a bit of them 5: One... We have deserts in America two, I knew that. The thing with terrorists, their aim is to instill fear, and America allowed them to do that after 9/11. They went apeshit. They started two wars, one of them which was useless, pretty much terrified everyone with fake bullshit. ....which is what I just said, but most international security measures are about the same, but most don't require shoes to be off. Which wasn't 9/11 that caused it. I usually have no problem with security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 ....which is what I just said, but most international security measures are about the same, but most don't require shoes to be off. Which wasn't 9/11 that caused it. I usually have no problem with security. One time I walked into a line with a bunch of Arabs in it at JFK Airport and I noticed the line taking longer than the other lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 ....which is what I just said, but most international security measures are about the same, but most don't require shoes to be off. Which wasn't 9/11 that caused it. I usually have no problem with security. One time I walked into a line with a bunch of Arabs in it at JFK Airport and I noticed the line taking longer than the other lines. See this is where the security goes too far. Racism. If one was running around doing war yells, they can be different, but that would be for basically acting out, which can distract them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 See this is where the security goes too far. Racism. If one was running around doing war yells, they can be different, but that would be for basically acting out, which can distract them. Yeah, since I had to wait anyway, I made a big deal of it and accused them of racism, then the line went faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 See this is where the security goes too far. Racism. If one was running around doing war yells, they can be different, but that would be for basically acting out, which can distract them. Yeah, since I had to wait anyway, I made a big deal of it and accused them of racism, then the line went faster. Good job, the way it works for things to go faster is yes, they profile. But they need to loosen up a bit. I've been puffed before, really felt too extensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Good job, the way it works for things to go faster is yes, they profile. But they need to loosen up a bit. I've been puffed before, really felt too extensive. Most of the time I don't get pat downs, but when I do I make comments to make them feel weird. Last time I said "Like what you feel?" or "Calm down or you'll get me hard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Good job, the way it works for things to go faster is yes, they profile. But they need to loosen up a bit. I've been puffed before, really felt too extensive. Most of the time I don't get pat downs, but when I do I make comments to make them feel weird. Last time I said "Like what you feel?" or "Calm down or you'll get me hard." LOL Isn't that like sexual harassment tho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonbon Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 LOL Isn't that like sexual harassment tho? They're the ones touching you. Not your fault if you get a bit excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prodigy Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Top 5 Reasons I Love America (New Jersey) 1.Beach 2.Gym 3.Tan 4.Laundry 5.Bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 (edited) Top 5 Reasons I Love America (New Jersey)1.Beach 2.Gym 3.Tan 4.Laundry 5.Bitches New Jersey sucks except for parts of Morris, Bergen, Hunterdon, Somerset, Cape May, and Hudson counties. Parts of Mercer County like Princeton are nice and Ocean County is ok. Edited July 28, 2012 by Billy Mays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJ Posted July 28, 2012 Author Share Posted July 28, 2012 New Jersey sucks except for parts of Morris, Bergen, Hunterdon, Somerset, Cape May, and Hudson counties. you have alot of hate dont you? enjoy life alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 you have alot of hate dont you? enjoy life alone. Have you been to Jersey? I lived there for 18 years. And I'm married, well going through a divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJ Posted July 28, 2012 Author Share Posted July 28, 2012 Have you been to Jersey? I lived there for 18 years. And I'm married, well going through a divorce. i see why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 i see why Ok, I'm just gonna say what the fuck here. How can you possibly make a comment like that. I'm going through a really bad time in my life and you just pull a smart-ass comment like that. By the way, I'm the one that filed for divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyHorse Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 here we go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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