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Mad Scientist Ziggs Puts Lab Assistants on Sale


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Hi summoners! Hexplosives are serious business in my lab and experimentation breeds innovation! Yee-haw! The best experiments prioritize maximum explosive efficiency above careful planning, so detonation directionality proves unpredictable in most cases. Kaboom! The Hexplosives Safety Administration (HSA) fails to realize that combustible entropic forces can only exist in periculous ecosystems (explosions first, questions later, right?) and have mandated that a lab assistant be present at my facility.

 

I must now endeavor to find a suitable protégé with the patience for my impatience and affection for homogenizing hexplosives. Mmmmyah! Unfortunately, all trial assistants thus far failed to effectively produce volatile mixtures and I like my assistants like I like my bombs: about to explode. So, IÂ

 

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