Slowpoke Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Stand out from the crowd, undoubtedly she's gonna get loads of guys asking her the same thing, be cocky but not too cocky, bitches love cocky. edit: unintended double entendre lol0ll0lololol0loll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWSOME WAFFLES Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 You can dooooo it!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Be an asshole. chicks dig assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phirewire Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Lower your standards. Agree'd, she seems high maintenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weird Addeh Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 1.Figure out what her favorite candy is. 2.Spell out "Homecoming?" with it. Lots of it. 3.??? 4.Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyHorse Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Agree'd, she seems high maintenance. I see you didnt take johns advice. Saying a girls high maintenance just from seeing a picture of her. You must be an expert, and at only 18! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nica Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Just go behind her, poke her with your hardon and whisper in her ear "homecoming?" Wink at her and walk away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExGBrian Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Just go behind her, poke her with your hardon and whisper in her ear "homecoming?" Wink at her and walk away this is when you know its going to work, because a girl told you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikeo Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 This has got to be by far the most reliable advice source i have on the internet... (even tho i shall be forever alone with my computer nerd friends) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkly1 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Ask her to go and if she refuses punch her. LMFAO WTF. Anyway, well if you workout you're going to have a great chance of "Winning", you see what i'm saying? Like get some abs,biceps, you know getting buff. Also, well its better to ask her in a indirect way. So this is how it should be. Have a conversation and stuff about homecoming, like: "I've heard homecoming are the best and fun and dancing and stuff, I was actually was looking for someone to go with, would you go with me?" And have an eye contact as well and try to ask like normal. Compliment her as well . And then after you go with her, get her drunk, fuck her all night you want and let her suck your dick. Good luck, Barkly1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Agree'd, she seems high maintenance. I know ugly chicks that are high maintenance. Try again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 whip it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkly1 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 i met obama on reddit once.. Faithless - we talked every now and then, i had a conversation with her last night. When i was with her at summerschool, we were both in a little clique, and yaaaaaaaaaa weirdest picture of me... I look like a fucking toddler. I just took it now... tits!!!11!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Just go behind her, poke her with your hardon and whisper in her ear "homecoming?" Wink at her and walk away Well that could also result in a sexual harassment lawsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Got to say this is the dumb shit fucking post I have ever seen. 12 PAGES TO ask a girl out wow. Dude grow some balls and ask her geeze. I remember back in my day when you ask her Yes or no. DOn't be such a loser which I guess you are asking advice from most dudes on a forum that never even touched a girls hand. With that attitude i'm sure your'e just quite the ladies man. Back in your day huh? what? A whole 8 years ago? If anyone here is a loser it is you sir, with that shit ass "i'm better" attitude. Show some respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Got to say this is the dumb shit fucking post I have ever seen. 12 PAGES TO ask a girl out wow. Dude grow some balls and ask her geeze. I remember back in my day when you ask her Yes or no. DOn't be such a loser which I guess you are asking advice from most dudes on a forum that never even touched a girls hand. Wow, you are such an asshole. I don't want you representing my generation. I'm probably as old as you if not older. Get a fucking life. You probably never get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Beck Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I tell the truth on how I see it. No need to get all emotional on me boy. Sorry if my opinion offend some of you but we are all entitled to one. It is kinda loserish tho to come on the forum and ask for adivce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I tell the truth on how I see it. No need to get all emotional on me boy. Sorry if my opinion offend some of you but we are all entitled to one. It is kinda loserish tho to come on the forum and ask for adivce. It's also "kinda loserish" to come on the forum and rant about a generation that you are a part of. And why the balls was my post deleted? Boy............ you goin RULLL FAR with what chu got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I tell the truth on how I see it. No need to get all emotional on me boy. Sorry if my opinion offend some of you but we are all entitled to one. It is kinda loserish tho to come on the forum and ask for adivce. Emotional? I can go all day on how much more successful I am than you, but I don't, because I'm not a fucking asshole. This forum has a general section. Do you know what general means? It means EVERYTHING. He needed some advice and he came to a place that felt comfortable for him. If you don't like the fact that HG is a community, you can get the fuck out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I tell the truth on how I see it. No need to get all emotional on me boy. Sorry if my opinion offend some of you but we are all entitled to one. It is kinda loserish tho to come on the forum and ask for adivce. You can tell the truth and not be an asshole about it. It's pretty simple to do, as many others in this thread have already. It's also kinda loserish to just blatantly bash someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Beck Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Emotional? I can go all day on how much more successful I am than you, but I don't, because I'm not a fucking asshole. This forum has a general section. Do you know what general means? It means EVERYTHING. He needed some advice and he came to a place that felt comfortable for him. If you don't like the fact that HG is a community, you can get the fuck out. At least I don't play 100 hours a week, and wonder why I'm so fat. Listen dude your probably a fat ass that sits on his ass all day and the only walking you do is to the MacDonald across the street from your house. I bet your also an emo fa**** that cuts him self and listens to Jody breeze. Your only friends is your cat, and the faggets on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Council Kigen Posted September 6, 2012 Executive Council Share Posted September 6, 2012 Enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma# Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 so we've essentially turned a thread asking for legitimate help into people attacking each other ad hominem great job guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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