Stories From School

[The Fancy Derp >PU<]

Enlighten us with your incredible adventures in school.Can be recent or old anything as long as it relates you something you or someone else did in school.

 

 

One day a couple weeks back me and some other geeks were having an UT1999 Lan party during lunch period, then our principal comes into the library(takes place in the library btw) and sees us playing the game he then asks us are we supposed to be doing this and then he made us shut the game down. Now we are reduced to talking about LoL and playing flash games on the internet........

[Colonel Potter M.D.]

First Day of College Bomb Scare

[Solitary Ocean]

One time, this girl walked up to me and asked if she could stand with me because she couldn't find where her friends normally sit, and I went full on sociopath on her and said "I'm not really good at small talk". She seemed fine with it at first and even agreed with me saying she wasn't so great at it either. Immediately after she said that, I responded " when I say I'm not good at it, I mean I don't like it at all". She then gave me an awkward look, and walked away shortly after. To this day, I still don't know what possessed me to say that, but whenever I look back at it, it seems so unreal that it's funny.

[Dolan]

 

 

One day a couple weeks back me and some other geeks were having an UT1999 Lan party during lunch period' date=' then our principal comes into the library(takes place in the library btw) and sees us playing the game he then asks us are we supposed to be doing this and then he made us shut the game down. Now we are reduced to talking about LoL and playing flash games on the internet........[/quote']

nurds down

[DarkMonotone]

Freshman year, there's a month of school left. Everyone guys full retard and we get 10 bomb threats LITERALLY. I don't think they realized this but, if we have to miss like three weeks of school we STILL HAVE TO FUCKING MAKE IT UP IN THE SUMMER.

[Shaolin]

The chaos in the lobby once you walk in.

Hardly can walk by.

[Record307]

When an armed robber ran by the campus and we were on lockdown for about 3 hours. We were supposed to leave before that.

[Dolan]

Earthquake 7.5 while i was in school, shit falling everywhere notebooks flying, pencils flying windows cracking, it was month later than the 8.5 earthquake so shit was in reparation, when i got put of my class shit was armaggedon & shit, if u woudve seen my classnates reactions u wouldve died of laughter

[Captain Lemonz]

I started playing CSS in technical Editcation class, teacher found out and took over my computer through his computer and started playing. I also got detention. LOL

[Slowpoke]

some lad curb stomped a ginger and his teeth fell out

[BranHorse]

I went to a total of 45 days of school my senior year in highschool.

Some how graduated with a 3.2.

Had a large shoulder brace most of my senior year (days i went) and i was not able to fit into some of the desk because of it. I was thrown out of class by my econ teacher and she was suspended without pay.

Also, met my girlfriend in 6th grade, and have dated her since my senior year =D

(this belongs in the other thread about getting in trouble, apparantly everyone in hg is a insane person who is amazing at fighting)

Fought a kid in 8th grade, threw my leg around his and slammed him to the ground, broke his nose and when i finally got off him he was crying and his ankle was the size of laz's head. He was ambulanced out and i was only suspended for the rest of the day. Most of the teachers hated the kid so he was expelled for causing the fight.

MORE* Junior year i spent lots of time at Stanford medical center. Missed school a lot (not as much as senior year), but when finals came around i had bs'd all my teachers into loving me. I never did any work and on my spanish and math final i put B for every question. Some how got a b on both finals.

[youthedog]

Last 3 weeks of school last year, we brought down pingpong tables into engineering and I stayed there basically half the day playing against my student teachers. Then we had our friend make hotdogs (he owns a hotdogcartlol) and our teacher ordered tons of pizza. Flightsim multiplayer, half the class in 1 session. Playing flash games, chess, basically anything against our teacher when he takes over.

 

The ghetto kids at our school saw tweets from another school saying they were on lockdown cause of bomb threats/shootings and rumor started we were next so they all started trying to leave out the front doors and calling their parents and shit.

 

Not much else I can remember.

[ttaM]

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

[DarkMonotone]

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

fuck

[Ashley]

Guys always are asking "how do I get laid/how do I ask women out?" Being an actual female, and having compassion, I want to help you guys out. You guys have it all wrong - you're just upset and angry that women don't like you. But it's your fault. If you really were showing women that you liked them, cared about them, etc. then it wouldn't matter how you looked or how much money you made. Those are just excuses you come up with because you constantly fail with women.

 

Girls LIKE nice guys. Be our friend first, earn our trust. Let us be able to talk to you and get to know you. Be there for us when we need you. Sure we may date other guys, but why does that matter? If you really cared about her in the first place, you would stick around with her whether or not she was having sex with you or not. Guys will come and go, but she'll see that YOU stuck around no matter what.

 

Go ahead and keep thinking you have to be the "jerk" - I'm sure between spending time with your lvl 80 whatever and being a jerk, you're getting laid plenty. One more thing, just because when I whistled for a cab and when it came near, it had a license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror, if anything I knew that this cab was rare, aww forget it yo home to bel air.