Champion & Skin Sale: Campfire Stories

[enigma#]

ItÂ’s been a long day, summoner. My team and I have been practicing for the upcoming Showdown. IÂ’m trying to pull this bunch together on short notice, and they havenÂ’t been enthusiastic.

• ItÂ’s exhausting for Xin Zhao, especially; heÂ’s the only one who glanced at the manual I instructed them to read. TheyÂ’re in the middle of chapter three: Building a Fire Together. Come along and IÂ’ll introduce you to the team. 487 RP
• Talon is gathering more tinder, but heÂ’ll be back soon, IÂ’m sure. We all voted and decided that with his swift blades, an armful of dead wood wonÂ’t take him long to harvest. 487 RP
• YouÂ’ll recognize Twitch. He insisted on handling the cooking, although IÂ’m not convinced the result will be worth the mess. Between us, I canÂ’t help being concerned about the poison, you know? 487 RP

• I havenÂ’t been able to get Full Machine Viktor to stop whittling what few branches we have. YouÂ’d think a mad machine technician would have something more Â… science-y Â… to do when we need to get a fire started. WhereÂ’s the lasers? 487 RP
• Still, at least he isnÂ’t wasting time practicing shooting cans off a tree branch like Desperada Cassiopeia. Come on, we canÂ’t lose focus! It says in chapter two that doing things together is the best way to build trust. 487 RP
• Over there is Augmented Singed. He insists that this is all worthless. His idea of team-building is spraying gas over minions in lane, and doesnÂ’t want anything to do with my trust exercises. But heÂ’ll wish he wouldÂ’ve joined in when it comes down to a one versus three and no one is around to countergank for him! 487 RP

Well, thatÂ’s everyone, summoner. TheyÂ’ve promised to keep practicing from December 7 to December 10, but I canÂ’t be sure weÂ’ll all stick around after that.

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