Fallen Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 (edited) So I was doing some research with rush because we were bored. The US consumes about 17 million tons of potatoes every year, which equals 46,575 tons per day. That would mean on average 34,00,000,000 (that's billion for you people) pounds of potatoes eaten daily in america. On average i'd say (don't hold me against this one) every potatoes ways half a pound with all the shit pumped into it to enlarge them,This means that 68 billion potatoes are eaten yearly in america. This continues to mean that every day there are near 95ish million potatoes eaten daily (93.15 to be exact) or the equivalent of 46.575 million pounds of potatoes are eaten daily or 34,675,000,000,000 potatoes eaten yearly (yes about 35 trillion) I don't know about you guys but I find this ridiculous where the fuck do people find the area to grow 35 trillion potatoes a year? I mean that's only a very very very small portion of the entire world, not including China, France, Canada, Mexico, United Kingdom, Africa, Australia, and a whole bunch more of country's ..well the whole world. Like what the fuck... where are they finding this area and time to grow all these potatoes? I say we're all eating fake potatoes. So tonight, or tomorrow, this week, or month enjoy eating your fake fries. Edited December 11, 2012 by Fallen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 i like french fries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Potatoes <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 I don't get it. How'd you go from: 93,150 pounds/day.[/QUOTe] To 34,00,000,000 (that's billion for you people) pounds of potatoes eaten daily The very next line? You didn't add any information, but the number changed completely? You might want to check that number by the way... specifically the 00 million you got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 I don't get it. How'd you go from: To The very next line? You didn't add any information, but the number changed completely? You might want to check that number by the way... specifically the 00 million you got there. Tried to fix it but I don't care enough to... fact is a lot of potatoes are eaten daily. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Tried to fix it but I don't care enough to... fact is a lot of potatoes are eaten daily. Try the math on how many chickens are consumed daily, compare it to the estimated rate of chicken reproduction, then scratch your head wondering where multiple billions of chicken are spawning from. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 damn irish 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToXiC. Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 i like sweet potatoe waffle fries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlock Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Try the math on how many chickens are consumed daily, compare it to the estimated rate of chicken reproduction, then scratch your head wondering where multiple billions of chicken are spawning from. Soylent green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slophole Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 (edited) I don't know about you guys but I find this ridiculous where the fuck do people find the area to grow 35 trillion potatoes a year? Idaho (nobody lives there) Is this counting sweet potatoes? I like those. Edited December 11, 2012 by Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Sweet Potato pie yumm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 Yeah your fake sweet potatoes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 where's perry when you need him? I'm pretty sure the potatoes I consume are real potatoes. Pretty sure. But then again I'm belgian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 who gives a shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerryThePlatypus Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 And finally fuck you, why? Well many irish people died because of the famine and you bring this up in the general section. THANKS ALOT ASSHOLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 And finally fuck you, why? Well many irish people died because of the famine and you bring this up in the general section. THANKS ALOT ASSHOLE. Too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaiL Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I like potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaolin Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 damn asian fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathShot Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 (edited) That would mean on average 34,00,000,000 (that's billion for you people) pounds of 34,00,000,000 ,00, I can't do it. I have to point it out. Edited December 18, 2012 by DeathShot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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