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Joke I was told today.


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THE WEDDING NIGHT

 

Paul and Mary get married

 

but couldn't afford a honeymoon -

 

so they go back to Paul's Mom and

 

Dad's house for their first night together.

 

In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast.

 

As he is going out of the door

 

to go to school - he asks his mom

 

if Paul and Mary are up yet.

 

She replies - No.

 

Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?

 

His mom replies - I don't want to hear what you think !

 

Just go to school.

 

Johnny comes home for lunch

 

and asks his mom -

 

Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

 

She replies - No.

 

Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?

 

His mom replies - Never mind what you think !

 

Eat your lunch and go back to school ..

 

After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -

 

Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

 

His mom says - No.

 

He asks - Do you know what I think ?

 

His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think

 

He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.

 

I gave him my airplane glue.

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