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funny joke i found in some old papers at my house


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READ THE WHOLE THING!:

 

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter him in the race.

 

However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep, that the preacher ended up buying a donkey.

 

He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the race. The donkey came in third. The next day, the daily racing form carried this headline:

 

"Preachers ass shows"

 

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered him in the race again. This time he won. The next day, the form read:

 

"Preachers ass out in front"

 

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper headlines that day read:

 

"Bishop scratches Preachers ass"

 

This was too much for the Bishop, and he ordered the Preacher to get rid of the donkey. The Preacher decided to give it to a nearby convent. The headline the next day read:

 

"Nun has best ass in town"

 

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. She finally found a farmer who was willing to buy the donkey for $10.00. The next day, the paper's headline read:

 

"Nun peddles ass for ten bucks"

 

They buried the Bishop the next day. The next day, the headlines read:

 

"Too much ass responsible for Bishop's death"

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