donnie Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. After 10 minutes, when we change the position he shouted: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML doesnt get better than that. i mean i would be happy if i thought of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom! Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I don't see any bad with that..acutally I like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 haha i know, all the comments were like FYL and i was like...i wish i thought of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seboard Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 me and my boyfriend My boyfriend and I * LOL! Frenchie ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 i copied right from fmylife.com. so French wins anyways! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML ew lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patr!ck Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML nasty haha i saw that one too lol...funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patr!ck Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML you ruined it:diaf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 HAHAHHAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Awesome Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Today, me and this guy i met were having sex. It started to got hot, then he pulled a cheese burger out from under his bead and yelled " EAT IT! EAT IT! ". FML i lol'd when i read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 LOL. thats funny as shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Am I the only person that rages whenever he sees people say "FML"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 yeah. fml's are funny as shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniperx7 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 (edited) another great site like fml is http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ their funny texts that people have gotten. xDDDDDDDD Edited September 8, 2009 by xsniperx7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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