Feeling Poetic?

[Goat]

Lets see just how poetic HG can get. Let it come from the heart, not google. I'll start this epic thread.

 

 

(In my Vegeta voice)

 

Roses are red,

Saiyans are true.

Don't make me go super saiyan,

Or I'll own you!

[Puffy420blazeit]

*ahem*

 

There once was a man in Bermuda

He walked along the shore line

And there, upon the golden beaches

Lay a weed

This weed was strange

It grew higher than any man

It smelled of exotic scents

And so, this man did get the idea

To smoke that shit

And to this day,

That magical plant is still utilized

Hey hey, hey heyy,

Smoke Weed

Erryday.

[StyleeZy]

THIS ONES FOR ALL MY JAILBREAK KILLAHS

 

 

 

ROLL UP TO A JAILBREAK WHERE U SPAWN IN A CELL

BEING ADMINED BY A BUNCH OF GAMERS FROM HELL

 

THE WARDEN MAY TAKE LEAD AND SAY ALL T'Z FREEZE

BUT ME AND FINISHER REBEL INTO VENTS WITH EASE

 

GRABBIN GUNS OUT THE ARMORY WHILE ALL T'S GET ON FIRST TIER OF OBS COURSE

BOUT TO KILL THE LEAD AND GIVE THE GUARDS THE D LIKE ITS FROM A HORSE

 

ALL YOU SEE IN CHAT IS "LEAD GUARD IS DEAD"

CNC FOR LIFE YE'DIG, GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD.

[Solitary Ocean]

O'er the sable path

Lies the vamp, gleaming at grace;

Errs impede passage

 

My best

Edited October 4, 2013 by Steel Door

[Inc]

here i sit

broken hearted

thought id shit

but only farted

 

then yesterday i took a chance

tried to fart; instead

i shit my pants

[Toast]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fuck you!

[Isaac]

slice you up

and bleed you dry

peel your skin and let it fry

grin at you just before you die.

[XxwonderbredxX]

I would rather die than fight for a materialistic act of liberty

at the expense of subsequent losses to the lives of others.

Soldiers laying down their lives,

fighting for a cause that is not their own,

and paying the ultimate sacrifice,

whilst the government officials get their paychecks,

and drive their flashy cars with blood-stained hands.

What about the families who have lost their loved ones?

The government are aware of the fact the troops,

that are under their command, their lives are in their hands,

despite this....

They will still send more to their graves,

many may survive and be branded a hero or heroine,

but at what cost?

They'll be haunted by the memory of battle,

tortured by flashbacks and nightmares,

the person they once were may be lost forever.

As much as I hate war, I respect the soldiers,

as they're the only ones who have the right cause,

they are doing it for their family,

and for a better world for their children,

that to me...

Is something worth dying for,

not the false promise of peace the governments preach,

from their pedestals out of harms way.

 

BY: Jareth Meakin

[jajolt]

A poem-

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Go fuck yourself i hate flowers

[TEH_TROLL]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I got to go take a shit

[Joey7]

Eat Shit fgt

Fight me irl

do you even lift

Yoloswagmoney

420blazinfagit

[Curtis The Guard]

His palms spaghetti,

knees weak, moms spaghetti,

theres spaghetti on his sweater already, moms spaghetti

hes spaghetti but on the surface he looks calm and spaghetti

and ready to drop spaghetti

but he keeps spaghetti what he wrote down

the whole crows so loud,

he opens his mouth but the spaghetti won't come out

hes choking now everybody's spaghetti now

the clocks run out, times up, over SPAGHETTI

Edited October 4, 2013 by Apollo