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Sellarium
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Ay gurl, are you an orphanage? Cuz I wanna give you kids.

Ay gurl, Im feelin pretty sick. Im lackin the Vitamin U

Ay gurl, I need you like Lisa Needs Braces.

Ay gurl, are you from Tennessee? Cuz ur the only ten I see.

Ay gurl, you better call Life Alert, cuz Ive fallen for you and I can't get up.

Ay gurl, are you lost? Cuz heavens a long way from here.

Ay gurl, is your name Gillette? Cuz ur the best a man can get.

Ay gurl, you must be bedrock cuz my love for you is unbreakable.

Ay gurl, are those space pants? Cuz yo ass is outta this world.

Ay gurl, I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away.

Ay gurl, take this tulip so we can put our tulips together.

Ay gurl, is your name Katrina? Cuz you rock me like a hurricane.

Ay gurl, you're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.

Ay gurl, you better call the vet, cuz yo pussy gettin destroyed on Friday.

Happy Valentines Day guys.

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are there 21 letters in the alphabet? oh i forgot U R A Q T

 

AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK

 

do you like fitness? well how bout u fitness dick in ur mouth

 

ay gerl do you like CDS and tapes? cuz imma about to tape my dick into your forehead so u can CDs nuts!

 

u know ur ABCS? cuz imma bout to give u the 4th letter of the alphabet

 

ay gurl are u a beaver? cuz dam

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(Theese are all musical so you gotta play an instrument to understand most of theese)

 

Do you know that note, or do I need to give you a fingering?

If you rub lubricant on my trombone slide, it gets faster and longer. Wanna see?

Do you believe in love at first set or should we run it again?

I’m on drumline, wanna help me bang?

If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!

 

You wanna grease my slide?

Save a drum, bang a drummer.

I can make you hit all the high notes!

I always wear a neckstrap so I pracrice safe sax

I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

Dont know how to double tounge? I'll Help you learn it

I must say... your brass is pretty nice

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