Sellarium Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) Ay gurl, are you an orphanage? Cuz I wanna give you kids. Ay gurl, Im feelin pretty sick. Im lackin the Vitamin U Ay gurl, I need you like Lisa Needs Braces. Ay gurl, are you from Tennessee? Cuz ur the only ten I see. Ay gurl, you better call Life Alert, cuz Ive fallen for you and I can't get up. Ay gurl, are you lost? Cuz heavens a long way from here. Ay gurl, is your name Gillette? Cuz ur the best a man can get. Ay gurl, you must be bedrock cuz my love for you is unbreakable. Ay gurl, are those space pants? Cuz yo ass is outta this world. Ay gurl, I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away. Ay gurl, take this tulip so we can put our tulips together. Ay gurl, is your name Katrina? Cuz you rock me like a hurricane. Ay gurl, you're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge. Ay gurl, you better call the vet, cuz yo pussy gettin destroyed on Friday. Happy Valentines Day guys. Edited February 14, 2014 by Lemurian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukLau Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) NSFW are there 21 letters in the alphabet? oh i forgot U R A Q T AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK do you like fitness? well how bout u fitness dick in ur mouth ay gerl do you like CDS and tapes? cuz imma about to tape my dick into your forehead so u can CDs nuts! u know ur ABCS? cuz imma bout to give u the 4th letter of the alphabet ay gurl are u a beaver? cuz dam Edited February 14, 2014 by Buk Lau 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accsick Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK Easily the best one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sellarium Posted February 14, 2014 Author Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) yup easily the best Edited February 14, 2014 by Lemurian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forgetful Predator Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) Are you from ireland? Because every time i see you my penis is Dublin Edited February 14, 2014 by Forgetful Predator 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlock Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Are you from ireland? Because every time i see you my penis is Dublin Are you hitting on SK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forgetful Predator Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) Are you hitting on SK? maybe I am, he did show me his sexy face Edited February 14, 2014 by Forgetful Predator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlock Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 maybe I am, he did show me his sexy face Hot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qz420 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 This One Always Works 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Acrasulter Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 (Theese are all musical so you gotta play an instrument to understand most of theese) Do you know that note, or do I need to give you a fingering? If you rub lubricant on my trombone slide, it gets faster and longer. Wanna see? Do you believe in love at first set or should we run it again? I’m on drumline, wanna help me bang? If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long! You wanna grease my slide? Save a drum, bang a drummer. I can make you hit all the high notes! I always wear a neckstrap so I pracrice safe sax I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on. Dont know how to double tounge? I'll Help you learn it I must say... your brass is pretty nice 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DeathShot Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Ay gurl, are those space pants? Cuz yo ass is outta this world. Ay gurl, is your name Katrina? Cuz you rock me like a hurricane. These two lines probably played a big role in me actually getting a girlfriend. Especially since her name is Katrina. heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camperfriend Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 How do lik your eggs boiled, fried or fertilized hey im an astronaut, im sent to explore uranus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dolan Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 do they call you bigass? cuz u got a big ass it actually worked cuz #1 her ass wwas enormous #2 it sucked so much that it was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodlyLuigi Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Hay gurl, I like my women like I like my wine: twelve years old and locked in the basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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