ATB Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Wait...aren't you an EMT or some shit? So you've been lying all along? lol u kidding me? So stupid to lie italk like anyone cares if you are an emt or not. Shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitary Ocean Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 If you really want to go, then go by yourself. Who even cares about customs anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Bass Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Still trying to figure out is this an troll topic or not.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Why would he lie about being an EMT? In NJ you don't need to be 18 to be an EMT, or at least volunteer EMT. Its 16 I think. Anyway, italk, just rent a Rolls Royce and hire some whore off the street to come with you, and then show up to the after party uninvited. Like a fucking boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Why would he lie about being an EMT? In NJ you don't need to be 18 to be an EMT, or at least volunteer EMT. Its 16 I think. Anyway, italk, just rent a Rolls Royce and hire some whore off the street to come with you, and then show up to the after party uninvited. Like a fucking boss. are you gonna lend him some money for these expenses money boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nite Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Just do what audio did at his prom. While everyone is out dancing on the floor, go behind a girl (or guy, whatever you prefer) and start grinding on them and move from one to the next. Make sure you poke them with your penis too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 are you gonna lend him some money for these expenses money boy? Mhm, I'll write a check and put "Whore money" in the note section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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