BlameTheLag Posted April 27, 2014 Author Share Posted April 27, 2014 I create a time paradox, then while you are trying to figure out what is going on I sneak past you and steal the bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantBeFaded Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I create a time paradox, then while you are trying to figure out what is going on I sneak past you and steal the bacon. I eat your hand with the bacon in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptors Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I go open a all you can eat bacon museum. Fee is $4 per person (granted you're a canadian citizen) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocket Knife Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Considering Canada, I easily bargain my way past the guards with two rocks. I then pull out my flamer of +9999 incineration and burn down your museum and all but one bacon strip, and place it in my level 101 locked dresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlameTheLag Posted April 28, 2014 Author Share Posted April 28, 2014 I use a level 102 lockpick and take the bacon to my nuclear science lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptors Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I tell the US Gov't about it, they raid you. I get thanked and they ask me what I would like in advance. I say that one piece of bacon. They give me the bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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