BlameTheLag Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Steal the Bacon is a forum game. The Rules: -Your post will be on how you stole the bacon from whomever is above you. (above your post if it was there) -Use your creativity, eveything is allowed. Even things that aren't even real! -You can steal the bacon back after it is stolen twice, you can do this for anytime your bacon is stolen -If someone kills you for the bacon, you instantly respawn. Random stuff about the game: -You can do anything you want. -Steal the bacon! It is your sacred food. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Alright, now that you know what to do, lets get started. _____________________________________________________________________________________ I buy the last strip of bacon from the market. Everyone stares at me as I walk away. Edited April 23, 2014 by Melzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hgdallas Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I politely ask for the bacon and offer you $3. You hand it to me and walk away, counting your immense profit. Is this how you do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crysis Shots Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Stole the bacon from dallas walked up to him shot him and jumped him very simple lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Moore Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Ran up to deathspawn with my pet eagle and let the eagle rip his eyes out while I take the bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EThatsMe Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Using specific frequencies, I call to your bird and turn him on you, picking up the dropped bacon as you get your throat ripped out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlameTheLag Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 I use a sniper to assassinate you, then use a grav gun to steal it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMindIsBlank Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 i leaked anime episodes to melzie and steal the bacon while he is distracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 i removed his computer so he couldn't watch anime and he was so busy trying to find another one I stole the bacon while he too was distracted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukLau Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I stole the bacon while brick was playing perp. The government found out and beheads me. The bacon is now filled with blood. Game over. gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlameTheLag Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 I kill a pig and get one more fresh bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captaincracker Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I tickle Melzie until his armpits are moist. When he least expects it I replace the bacon with a slab of my foot blisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukLau Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 "Hmm. this bacon is quite iffy looking!" I say, "Oh well time to cook it" As i start cooking the "bacon" it explodes into disgusting.. water? What the hell is this?! i say. I Talk to melzie how this bacon is weird. And he says.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlameTheLag Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 You used steam to cook it. The steam was so hot that the bacon disintegrated into water. I ask the bacon god for raw bacon and he gives me a toaster with bacon inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATB Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I become bacon and kill the whole universe. No more bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukLau Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Off side: If you're a bacon and you kill the whole universe.. wouldn't that mean you would be the only surviving "species" ? So how is it that you say no more bacon? atb pls Back to bacon stories You forgot me! I am going to use my mating calls to call out any other surviving human. AND WE SHALL FIGHT THE BACON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATB Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Dam it buk lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlameTheLag Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 The bacon god is a god, he is immortal. The bacon god summons 1 strip of bacon to laugh at us fighting for it, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukLau Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The bacon god is a god, he is immortal. The bacon god summons 1 strip of bacon to laugh at us fighting for it, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaioa Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I am the Master of Piggies, I sacrifice one of my followers for stacks on stacks of bacon! #ripdictator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlameTheLag Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 Dictator was poisoned before you murdered him. Your bacon is all poisoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaolin Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 circumcise this motherbitch, got the bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 circumcise this motherbitch, got the bacon. I grabbed the bacon from your hands and suffocated you with the bacon without breaking it. I proceed to take your heart out and make a bacon wrap with it. Waiting for me to be absolutely hungry, I save the wrap in my fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptors Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I open your fridge and quickly unwrap the bacon from that gross heart. I use my cloning machine to duplicate a clean bacon strip and incinerate the gross bacon strip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Moore Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I say look "FADED" and you drop the bacon and run away. (No offense faded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickorama Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I travel to Raptor's house in my time machine, freeze time, try to take the bacon, but realize it's frozen in time, then I unfreeze time and take the bacon, as you scream at me and pull out your AUG, I ROFLMAO as I step into my time machine and go to the year 2045, where bacon is banned everywhere. That's why I built a timemachine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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