18 Stoner Questions

[KiLLeR SeNSaTioN™]

18 Stoner Questions That will Make You Think Maybe You're High Right Now

 

 

1. *hits blunt*

 

"Bruh, is the S or the C silent in scent?

 

 

2. *hits blunt*

 

"If you get out of the shower clean then how does your towel get dirty?"

 

 

3. *hits blunt*

 

"Do you think sand is called sand because it's between the sea and land?"

 

 

4.. *hits blunt*

 

"If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?"

 

 

5. *hits blunt*

 

"What water taste like?"

 

 

6. *hits blunt*

 

"Bro why are babies in the womb for 9 months but aint 9 months old when they're born?"

 

 

7. *hits blunt*

 

"If u drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?"

 

 

8. *hits blunt*

 

"Bruh, how do you throw away a garbage can?"

 

 

9. *hits blunt*

 

"How come our nose runs but our feet smell?"

 

 

10. *hits blunt*

 

"Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?"

 

 

11. *hits blunt*

 

"If only two percent is milk, what's the other 98%?"

 

 

12. *hits blunt*

 

"Yoooo son, why is it called a "building" when it's already built?"

 

 

13. *hits blunt*

 

"Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?"

 

 

14. *hits blunt*

 

"Bruh, why is there a D when it's fridge but not when it's refrigerator?"

 

 

15. *hits blunt* "Bruh if you think about it there are more nipples in the world than there are people"

 

 

16. *hits blunt*

 

"If a bunch of cats jump on top each other is it still called a dog pile?"

 

 

17 *hits blunt*

 

"Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?"

 

 

18. *hits blunt*

 

"If a regular dog sees a police dog, do they think "oh shit it's the cops" ?"

 

Edited December 13, 2014 by KiLLeR SeNSaTioNâ„¢

[komodoh]

Wow dude, you're so cool! I wish i could smoke w33d and talk about it on the internet! Man, I wish i was as neat of a person as OP.

[KiLLeR SeNSaTioN™]

Wow dude, you're so cool! I wish i could smoke w33d and talk about it on the internet! Man, I wish i was as neat of a person as OP.

 

It's just a joke man. No drama/insults pls.

Like Joker told you.

[Fry]

One day I hope to grow up to be a stoner! My mom injected a whole marijuana once and she turned out okay! Shes dead now but its alright.

[-O-P-rime]

dont do drugs or else you'll turn into a fog machine

[Anthony]

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[PoorStar_Nutbag]

blaze it

[Noun]

Lol Nice

[(evko)KingSlayer]

dont do drugs or else you'll turn into a fog machine

shit already 420 blezed it

Edit: Prime 2 cool 4 school

Edited December 13, 2014 by KingSlayer