joKer Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 From the desk of the Prime Minister: Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to defend our great country from this unprovoked and cowardly attack upon us. I hereby call to arms all willing to defend our land and repel this attack. Canadian citizenship is granted to any who seek to help us grow as a prosperous and peaceful nation. Peaceful does not mean we are going to take this sitting down, not even close. Canadians have a long and illustrious reputation for being fierce warriors when called upon and we will uphold this proud tradition. Our arsenal will be bigger, our troops will be better trained, our people will be happier, and we will come out victorious. I know this is a lot for me to ask of you, but we are in a time of need. The enemy has taken our Parliament. Fear not, as we are currently rebuilding and restructuring for a more defended capital region. Safety will once again be optimized for an increasingly hostile world. Your guaranteed safety is our number one concern. We will not be intimidated by terrorist actions. We do not hold the United States of America to blame for this attack from an independent terrorist organization under their flag. We have their governments full cooperation in hunting down and eliminating all threats. Our staff is as follows, Prime Minister Joker Chief of Defence Burnt Mexican Ambassador Killuminati Governor General Huejay Chief Justice of Canada Dode President of Tim Hortons SpawnMatrix Vice President of Tim Hortons Dictator Puerto Rican Ambassador ASCII British Ambassador iAman Director of Maple Syrup Manchu Arab Ambassador MagicMan American Ambassador Jeez We have many positions available and are formally organizing to optimize our plans for a bright future for this great nation. Never Forgive. Never Forget. Never be intimidated. If you are interested in becoming a citizen, please leave your name below with the position you are applying for. Your first mistake was underestimating us, now suffer the consequences. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joKer Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 I would like to become a citizen of this wonderful country Welcome. =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lulzsec420 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Team America! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprintt.TV Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Team America! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) don't be intimidated though. it's not the US, but what it is I can not say. - After the raid, enjoying a delicious steak on top of the "masterpiece" of a flag. - Making our way back out of your base so we can enjoy only some of these juicy lootations.. (Wasn't much.) -Having sexy time after the victory over Canada. -Rest in pepperoni's mlg crew here Edited January 1, 2015 by Brick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASCII Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I will gladly be Puerto Rico's Ambassador. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlock Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 'MURICA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi im pineapple Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 -1 North Korea Best Korea Number 1 will nuke all nations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAman Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) I'm from England but I'll fight of the same queen as us Can I join? Edited January 1, 2015 by iAman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manchu_OPFOR Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) I shall side thee Edited January 1, 2015 by Manchu_OPFOR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunterHunter Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Arab Ambassador ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dode Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I'm in. Chief Justice of Canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Lets go Canada! America will know not to mess with the flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite1 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I wouldn't call it cowardly, you guys are just so poor that it seems cruel to raid you. USA! USA! USA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Panda Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 #'Murica! Kind regards, -Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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