Zezima Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 "Since the beginning of time, nitpickers, order nazis and people with no common sense have taken jailbreak way too seriously. Constantly fighting over rules, spreading lies and slanders, and even going so far as to make their own fake rules. " -Bonbon So, I bestow upon you the newest addition of those fake rules players make up that don't actually exist: The Fake Bible of Jailbreak In this Fake Bible of Jailbreak, you will find commonly made up, that are not in the MOTD, or the Holy Bible, due to me trying to keep it short. I will do our best to update this phony book, so feel free to post your made up rules you hear while playing jailbreak. These rules are all made up and should NOT be followed. Made up rule 1: T's always have priority in HLDJ even if a CT was playing first (excluding LR) Made up rule 2: Lead cannot send CT's to knife T's because that's forcing last guard Made up rule 3: CT's cant kill a red T during LR because it's their day Made up rule 4: CT's must participate in custom LR and rebellers will be slayed Made up rule 5: Being crouched and staying crouched doens't count as frozen even though your player isnt moving Made up rule 6: You can't !fire at any time you feel like it and you must have a reason for it because it's abuse of fire Made up rule 7: VIP doesn't have cell bars Made up rule 8: CT's must release T's from trapped area, even if they arent being killed Made up rule 9: If free shot the warden must let you go to infirm - 7z Made up rule 10: You must repeat orders 10 billion times if a T asks for a repeat -7z Made up Rule 11: the second archway to blue room is in fact the 1st archway. -alten Made up Rule 12: When the Ts are in any archway of blue room, it makes blueroom a designated area. Therefor being in blueroom is baiting Made up Rule 13: Remove jailbreak - karma Made up Rule 15: Simon isn't Simon unless "Simon says I'm Simon" - Alten Please feel free to contribute your own made up rules you've heard while playing jailbreak, these first few have been contributed by players of the community. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnPrePared_ Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Made up rule: When ever the stack is killed by a freekiller the day after all CTs must give the Ts tissues to whipe their vaginas. (make sure you give them two) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giants745 Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Made up rule number 6 is quite stupid. As long as you don't promote !fire, you should be able to use it anytime you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted February 1, 2015 Author Share Posted February 1, 2015 It's kinda the point of the thread that all of them are stupid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7Z. Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Rule 9: If free shot the warden must let you go to infirmary Rule 10: You must repeat orders 10 billion times if the t's ask for a repeat nice work 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaman Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Rule 11: the second archway to blue room is in fact the 1st archway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAman Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Rules 12 if being a nazi you will be immediately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaOfPain Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Rule 13: Remove jailbreak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 tf2 especially: you should be a squeek to lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Governor Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Made up rule: Lead cannot make the terrorists crouchwalk longer than 40 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Made up rule: Lead cannot make the terrorists crouchwalk longer than 40 seconds. That is an actual rule, don't remember where it was written though. been a while since i've used a crouch-walk order or maybe it isn't and i fell for the trap. it should be though, cus that is dumb as hell If you want something added PM @Zezima or @Icon315 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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