Popular Post Icon Posted February 19, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) As many of you are aware a non-verbal altercation occurred two days ago between Brandon “Joker†Kelly and Angus "Skay" O'Sullivan. We would like to thank the community for their patience as we determined the best course of action. Within a casual environment there is always a certain level of banter between filty casuals, however we are aware that Brandon's words exceeded the boundaries of harmless banter and ventured into the realm of bullying and toxicity. The altercation initially began as a result of joKer's grammar Nazi instincts. His remarks were the result of a misguided attempt to defend his friends from seeing bad spelling. In heinsight joKer realized that his behavior was inexcusable. “I have failed my community, teammates, and organization. I would like to offer a sincere apology to Skay for the poor decision I made last night. The way I behaved was unacceptable. I expect better from myself, and will do all I can to meet those expectations going forward. This experience has taught me that one slip up can cost you everything. At the end of the day I would like to make amends with Skay and move forward from this. I hope he and the community can forgive my actions.†Previously, we have not had to deal with a situation like this within the Taco Stand®. After much discussion we have decided the best course of action is to fine joKer an entire day's salary and to donate 50% of that amount to Ireland's Beat the Bully Campaign and 50% to the Potato This Way Foundation to support awareness and action against bullying potatoes. Additionally, joKer will be attending an Potato Farming seminar in Dublin, Ireland hosted by Conan O’Brien. We strongly encourage our taco lovers to set a positive example whenever possible and we hope that this seminar will better enable joKer to provide potatoes to his friends in an acceptable manner. Potato potato potato potato. We’d like to offer our wholehearted apologies to anyone who has been upset or otherwise impacted by joKer's actions. We hope that you will continue with us as your taco providers and with joKer as a taco as we all look to better potatoes. Edited February 19, 2016 by Icon315 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLLeR SeNSaTioN™ Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 seeing as how this happens 36 years in the future (2041), please adjust the fine to account for inflation and a likely Socialist ideology whereby the fine is evenly distributed among-st other members who had nothing to do with the original incident. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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