iProbie Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 (edited) Anthony Robbins Speeches of Excellence (or Arse in short) is a tape recorder filled with words of wisdom, motivation and memes. Due to its godly nature, the recorder can only play random speeches and can only play 1 speech per 60 seconds. When activated, depending on which track is randomly played, the player will then receive temporary bonuses or effects and can only do so again after 60 seconds. Cost: 150 points Track 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJ1Z5o8y5w Words of Speed: With this motivational words of wisdom, you shall be able to outpace your competitors in life. If this track is played, you will receive a 100% movement speed boost for 10 seconds. Duration halved on obj maps. In addition, you also gain 25% faster firing speed on all guns. Track 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDHL0xnPpA Words of Madness: With this encouraging words of wisdom, you shall tap into your inner potential and teletransport matter. If this track is played, you will receive an Obliterator Minigun (RIP), fully loaded with infinite ammo, but because of the laws of conservation of energy, the minigun disappears into thin air after 6 seconds Track 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKXYswn-Mw Words of Endurance: With this quotes of compassion, you shall transform into an unstoppable menace If this track is played, you will be immune to all damage for 10 seconds (even fall damage and trigger hurts) Track 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MiqPQ1dVg4 Words of Bloodlust: With this fiery words of empowerment, you shall strike down your enemies mercilessly (may not be legal in your jurisdiction). If this track is played, player goes into "Berserk Mode" for 10 seconds "Berserk Mode" gives: +Only allows the player to use fists +Fists deal 9900% more damage (600 damage per hit) +Immune to all damage from zombies +Fists kills produce gibs and causes zombies to explode gruesomely Track 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWvtJD0dMBU Words of Blockade: With the passionate speech of intimidation, you shall prevent your adversaries from achieving anything meaningful in life. If this track is played, all nearby props within a small radius becomes invulnerable to damage for 6 seconds Track 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YppxEYkqTU (technically zombies are dead people) Words of Visionary: With years of meditation, you shall unlock your third eye, giving you the ability to foresee what your enemies will do If this track is played, you will gain wallhack for 10 seconds. Track 7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJrxKiW5f-4 Words of Explosions: With this quotes of enlightenment, one shall achieve the ability to transform their excrement into deadly explosives If this track is played, you will gain "Demoman" for 10 seconds Demoman gives: +Instantly switch to Grenades and Grenades only +Infinite ammo on your Grenades Track 8: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBLxRyll2Zc Words of Excitement and Glee: With the inspiring ideas from Anthony Robbins, you shall be more excited in life and may even plan more surprise your friends! If this track is played, you will gain a Bonus Crate Track 9: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7DVh9IPHqM Words of Acceptance: With the humbling words from Morgan Freeman, one shall be able to accept that they fucked up and move on with life (hopefully) If this track is played, player will drop 3 live and ticking down Grenades beneath them Track 10: Words of Inner Immolation: With this motivational piece by a deranged German medicinal expert, one can project enough energy from their inner self to literally immolate themselves. If this track is played, player will be set on fire for 15 seconds (better have a Medkit ready) Edited July 28, 2016 by iProbie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bossdaddy22 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I need this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikachu 2013 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 be interesting.... not sure how it would be implemented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iProbie Posted July 28, 2016 Author Share Posted July 28, 2016 (edited) be interesting.... not sure how it would be implemented Anthony Robbins Speeches of Excellence (or Arse in short) is a tape recorder filled with words of wisdom, motivation and memes. Due to its godly nature, the recorder can only play random speeches and can only play 1 speech per 60 seconds. When activated, depending on which track is randomly played, the player will then receive temporary bonuses or effects and can only do so again after 60 seconds. Cost: 150 points think about how Bonus Crates work. Edited July 28, 2016 by iProbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxHound Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 this is just way too bizarre, to implement something relative to this it would have to come out of the mind of someone who doesn't chug LSD gummy bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iProbie Posted July 28, 2016 Author Share Posted July 28, 2016 why do you assume this is a shitpost? this is a serious suggestion and is what we need to make HG ZS GREAT AGAIN!! edit: added more tracks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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