3D Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 *DEAD* Mystical Islam : you know what I love?*DEAD* m + } : dick? When did I say that lol? Sorry for late response, only just saw this since the thread was bumped. You said it in office, and this guy was like you know what i love? And your perfect response was Dick? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siphaed Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey I am looking for a shemale or a fellow crossdresser You: Hi You: Um, sorry, my cock's too big to tuck under Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bort Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: asl You: 12/f/ny Stranger: hi Stranger: wat do u like? You: i like turtles Stranger: oh same i have many as they reproduce much You: oh cool....do you like reproduction? Stranger: ya of course Stranger: u? You: i havent really tried it Stranger: try it on me Stranger: mine is nine inches You: o rly? Stranger: ya You: well before i do i gotta tell you something Stranger: wat You: im Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story of adults who meet children online for sex Your conversational partner has disconnected. this one really cracked me up. flawless execution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Stranger: 21 male You: wtf how did you know? Stranger: yes i am You: Are you a mind reader? You: OMFG@! Stranger: im looking for girls by You: If you can really read minds who is going to disconnenct first? Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3D Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Lyds is hacking the server again.... Stranger: wha? You: Lyds You: She's hacking the server again Stranger: oh. You: can you fix it? Stranger: no.. You: tell bort the jailbreak box is being hacked Stranger: uhm You: please You: or else the server will crash Stranger: is this a joke or something? You: and you'll hear one thousend cries of 10 year olds You: no Stranger: because..i a mNOT a computer wiz You: I need you to phone bort Stranger: i am* You: and tell me the server is being ddos'ed You: you know bort? You: big mullet Stranger: no You: then phone clark You: wait, you're an office player? Stranger: the Stranger: blah Stranger: next your gonna say phone lewis. Stranger: wahtever Stranger: i dont Stranger: what Stranger: know Stranger: hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siphaed Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I need advice on something. I just killed someone. He was on my property, so it's tresspassing, but I need a good defense lawyer to argue my case and give me advice. Can you help me? Stranger: hey Stranger: if person u kileld was armed Stranger: u can claim self defense Stranger: if they werent Stranger: ur fucked You: He had arms, does that count? Stranger: lol Stranger: unforutnately not You: Well, it's in a rual area, could I just plant a knife on him? Stranger: it'd be kinda late Stranger: CSI shit man Stranger: crazy stuff You: Well, you're right. I guess I'm fucked. Thanks for the advice. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prius Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Stranger: hi! Stranger: what are you doing?? You: clipping my toe nails Stranger: ...weird You: OUCH You: just clipped off my big one You: im bleeding You: brb Stranger: ... Stranger: i'm going to leave Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamps Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I just chatted with the cutest girl, who lived in Michigan, then i accidentally closed the tab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello! Stranger: hi You: Do you like Waffles? Stranger: yeah You: Do you like Pancakes? Stranger: i love it You: Do you like French Toast? Stranger: r u a girl? You: Yes. Stranger: i am a boy You: Awesome. Stranger: ur age? You: 16 Stranger: i am17 You: Wow. You: We have so much in common. Stranger: from where r u? Stranger: yeah You: America. You: you Stranger: india You: I always wanted to go there. You: They have Waffles in India??!?!! Stranger: me too to america Stranger: yeah You: Wow. You: Do you know Clark? Stranger: so r u a virgin Stranger: no You: Clarks in Jailbreak. You: It's sad. Stranger: i am a virgin You: Moble? Stranger: i wanna break my virginity You: That's what bort said to me the other day. You: I just lawled Stranger: would u help me? You: I already promised JJK Stranger: so what You: He also likes Waffles. Stranger: me too Stranger: i even love pancackes Stranger: french toaststoo You: JJK was in jailbreak once...and I went to see him...and we baked a cake in the kitchen while everyone was rebelling. Stranger: i dont care Stranger: i want u Stranger: i need u You: How do you know? Stranger: i admire u You: A lot of people say that no matter what server I go into. Stranger: we r together for the past 5 min You: Has it been 5 mins? Stranger: thats enough for me to know u? Stranger: i require u Stranger: yeah of coarse You: to do what? kick somone? ban someone? You: slay someone? You: aboose? Stranger: i am serious You: super serious? Stranger: r u on facebook Stranger: yeah You: I'm on a boat. Stranger: really You: yup. Stranger: i am in my study room You: !ban stranger 120 "Creepy Stalker" Stranger: what was that/ You: Hum..didn't seem to work... You: you are still here. Stranger: yes You: !ban stranger 3444 "Won't Go Away" Stranger: i want friendship with u Stranger: please Stranger: its my request You: voteban You: !voteban You: votefk You: FUCK You: its not working! >.< You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Anybody else notice the date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzkrieg Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I lol'd at jessica's attempts to ban Stranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`BiG. bOi Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 You: Hi Stranger: ...Hi. You: My name is Dick You: What is yours? Stranger: Vagina. Stranger: Pleasure to meet you, Dick. You: Cool You: Pleasure to meet you, vagina Stranger: So, Dick was it? What brings you to Omegle? You: You You: Dear vaginal stranger Stranger: Oh? How charming you are, Dick. You: Yes quite. You: Got cam? Stranger: My dear Dick. What kind of girl do you think I am? You: The nice kind that flashes her flapjacktitiies on cam. Stranger: Oh? Yes..you are correct, Dick. It's a addiction I cannot quite kick. You: Ohnice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Anybody else notice the date? Other people bumped the thread...yes, the original date is old....but people posted in this yesterday...I am just adding to it. ^.^ Haters Be Hatin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 You: hi! Stranger: hey long time no talk! You: guess what im doing Stranger: bong rips? You: no You: beating my meat to your words You: hmmmm type more words Stranger: if you like dudes i got a person you have to meet! You: oooohhh yessss woooorrrffsss You: ohhh jesus Stranger: in the joint we called him peaches! You: i just jizzed all over my screen Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 thats a big oreo in your avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN4M3D Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 (edited) and lolz Someone linked me to a java virus installer saying it was their dirty slideshow Edited April 13, 2010 by UN4M3D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 i got kinda turned around on this one lol Stranger: LET ME SEE YOU STRIPPED Stranger: LET ME HEAR YOU Stranger: MAKE DECISIONS Stranger: WITHOUT YOUR TELEVISION You: YESSS I WILL STRIP Stranger: LET ME HEAR YOU SPEAKING Stranger: JUST FOR MEEEE You: I AM NWO PULLING MY COCK OUT SLOWLY Stranger: NEW WORLD ORDER Stranger: OMFG HAX Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moto Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Those are lyrics from Rammstein - Stripped [YOUTUBE]MeGq4_TIB68[/YOUTUBE] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 I know it wasn't that Cosmo guy..... ...haters gonna hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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