Jessica's Guide On How To Make Profits On Zs ?

[Jessica]

Hello and welcome to my newest guide

so this really brand new guide will likely fuck your brain or maybe fried it up

cause this is something that EVERYBODY on ZS are facing

Everybody , including me , the moderators, the staff , the admins , EVERYBODY in this world face the same problem every single days

 

Profits

 

so this guide will cover up a few problems , how to make a really good profits and others

so like I said if you really enjoy this guide I made

please do give it an like and if you have any questions

i'm always happy to answer them

 

other than making profits , I may cover other topics such as how to be an runner and something related to ZS , not just making profits

so before I move on to this guide

I need you to sit the fuck down

grab a snacks , drinks , your girlfriend , your boy - boy , your family , your laptop , condoms , whatever you have

and I do not want you to stand up until this guide is over

so now I have you ready , let begin

 

This guide will split into 3 parts

 

Part 1: What Is Profits ?

 

Part 2: The History Before Profit Came to HG ZS

 

Part 3: Different types of ways to make profits

 

 

* Part 2 is just an history about ZS before profits came , so if you hate history , I suggest you move on to part 3*

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Part 1: What Is Profits ?

 

So if you're new to ZS , to HG or don't know what is profit cause you're from the other games like counter strike , TF2 , PUBG

i'll explain to you

 

Profits , according to google himself , is an financial gain , especially the difference between the amount earned and the amount of spent

so in ZS , it is like that

you buy guns , ammo , medical supplies , those are spent

but you repair , heal other players, defend , those are you earned

so that is the meaning of Profits

 

if you still don't understand , i'll break it down to you ok

 

so let say you have an hammer and a handgun

you spent a few points on buying the pistol ammo , which would bring negative profit to you

but if you start shooting the zombies and getting points from it , it would bring you an positive profits to you

 

and if you still don't get it , i'll make it simple

Profits is like your reputation

you have reputation

I have reputation

Taylor Swift have reputation

her album is name reputation cause kim call her a snake and a liar * ok i'm getting off topic *

 

if you can't think what profits does and what the hell it is

it is like reputation

if you spent on guns , ammo , or nails , you get an negative profits , just like you spread false rumours , you get an negative reputation and people will judge you

but if you start shooting, repairing or even healing , you get an positive profits , just like you did something good deed, you get an positive reputation and people will be like : Hey , this person is doing something good and wise

 

that is what profits is

always think it's like your reputation

there's always Positive and Negative

 

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Part 2: The History Before Profits Came To HG ZS

 

so some people might think , profits has been on zs for a long ass time

but that's not the case

 

Profits didn't exists , until around 2015 or 2016 * I forgot but I remember I was there when they added it *

so LONG before profits came , a lot of players don't know what profits is cause it didn't exists and everyone on HG were pointwhores and pointsluts

( pointsluts: similar to pointwhore , they are the one who buy shits and later beg for points )

 

everyone were buying guns and maybe a few were saving their points

but when profits were added

that where EVERYTHING CHANGES

Players started to be aware about profits

and start saving their points, and being very careful on what they spent

so that is the history before profits came

I was there, I saw what happen , it really change the server a lot since then and players were really becareful on what they spent on

which I think helps them and also teach them a lesson including myself

cause i'm pretty sure in real life , you don't spent shits right ?

 

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Part 3: Different types of ways to make profits

 

so in todays present

there's a lot of ways to make a huge profits on ZS

even in business , every business has it own way to make profits

now if you don't know how to make profits

 

i'll try and say this

think of it as you're doing an business

and your company need profits to keep their sales go up

and they want it as fast as possible before you get fired from your job

 

so you are trying to think of a method or a way to make enough points for yourself

so there's a lot of ways but i'll try and give you a few methods and I hope it helps you

 

Method #1: Shooting

so shooting is the most common way to make profits

I suggest you buy an peashooter pistol , and buy an glock which cost about 30 points

glock is very useful in the past and it helps you a lot

even though it doesn't make as much profits , it is still to this day a better way to earn enough points

 

Method #2: Healing

Healing is common to medics

I've talk about how to be an pro medic on my first guide

but if you want to make profits on it

I would recommend getting an medkit and surgeon

now it may not help you as much but sometimes you can make around +100 to +200 profits in one round ( 6 waves )

 

Method #3: Repairing

Repairing always happen ,if you want to repair the whole entire round

you must get an hammer and also wrench

wrench repair turrets , resupplys , crates , armory etc

hammers however repairs ONLY nails

 

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So I guess this is it

I know it's looks very boring cause that is all I can think

if you have other ways to make profits, I guess you can share it on this guide

as always , if you really enjoy this guide which I think you don't , you can give it an like

 

Ok , so you have finally get over this guide

Now I want you to stand up BUT Slowly

I don't want you to faint or pass out

 

 

 

and also

 

Stay Profits :3

[ValueSensei]

I liked reading this guide Personally for me, when I need extra points I just play as zombie a ton. But your mileage may vary. I like it when people play how they want to.

[Respolo]

Good post for people new to the server.

[SkrtSkrt]

Nice guide again.

[QuantumMass]

I like the guide, I would just look over it to fix all the grammar mistakes.

[ValueSensei]

I like the guide, I would just look over it to fix all the grammar mistakes.

 

Might help if you point them out. I know when I write things even if I look over them ten times I will still miss my own mistakes. I don't think Jessica would mind if people helped find and fix mistakes anyway! ^-^