fdh Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Man rips off friend's testicles | The Daily Telegraph The prosecutor said: “He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 (edited) :omg: PS...being that the victim is now a eunuch, he probably isn't that angry about what happened. Edited April 26, 2010 by The_Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN4M3D Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Just checking to make sure mine are still there after feeling his pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Hans and his mate Alexander J. met in the afternoon in the centre of Neuss, a town near Dusseldorf where they began drinking. Okay, this sounds pretty innocuous. The court heard the defendant then unbuttoned the trousers of his friend who was sleeping on the couch, and began fondling his genitals. Okay, so they're part of a frat. I suppose I saw that coming. When the fondling failed to provoke any physical response from Alexander, Hans became furious… Of course not. That's what whiskey does to you. Police later found the testicles on the roof where they lay in the snow guard. Y'know, I'd never thought that this would actually work. Who first though, "I bet if I twist someone's sack over and over again, it would pop off"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantBeFaded Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 :ooo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN4M3D Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Okay, this sounds pretty innocuous. Okay, so they're part of a frat. I suppose I saw that coming. Of course not. That's what whiskey does to you. Y'know, I'd never thought that this would actually work. Who first though, "I bet if I twist someone's sack over and over again, it would pop off"? I would of thought when you twist your balls over and over and then let go, you'd shoot out the window. Ballcopter ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slazenger Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 *shudders* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I would of thought when you twist your balls over and over and then let go, you'd shoot out the window. Ballcopter ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illmatic Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I screamed a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c00k1em0nst3r Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 O_O ...wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3rg3 Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 The bullshit the news comes out with today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Awesome Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 my god, that was painful just reading about it *shudders* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccercrazy Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 He managed to twist his nuts off without him waking up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shad0w440 Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 why did he throw them? he coulda pickeled them and left him in his frige so he could play with them when he was feeling bored XD that story made me want to start wearing an athletic cup everytime i go out drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shad0w440 Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 He managed to twist his nuts off without him waking up? thats probably where the term "numbnuts" came from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 What kind of friend does this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 The title itself is scary enough, but man would that be painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 cs/b/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayHelloRosco Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 (edited) Edited April 27, 2010 by SayHelloRosco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalepeno Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 oh shit, not another PAIN OLYMPICS moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 cs/b/ you're cancer, shhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Well... i don't even know what to say to this other than WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzkrieg Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 That honestly made me die a little on the inside.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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