Enjuaguese Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 (edited) This is how you play. First, someone postes a wish, and someone ruins it. Example: Person 1: I wish for a pony! Person 2: Granted, but the pony has a disese and dies. I wish for a new computer Person 3: Granted, but the computer explodes. I wish for... and so on. So, I guess I'll start it. I wish I lived on an island. Edited June 12, 2010 by Enjuaguese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomHanks Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Ok, But the island is filled with Tom Hanks and Doobies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adt Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Gawdm you're meaant to post a wish so i can ruin it Tom I wish for a giant pink dildo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomHanks Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Ok, But it breaks after 10 minutes. I wish for a Ham Sandwich with bacon. No Mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cefdinir Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Then your parents tell you that you're actually Jewish. I wish to win the Powerball lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 You win but it's only $5 I wish I had a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk1llz Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Granted, but its a crappy old car that only functioned for a week I wish for a new droid incredible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apt. 2B Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 ok but you have to keep a screenshot of lemonparty as your background i wish i had a piano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 you're piano gets sat on by prius. i wish this thread would be closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomo Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 It was closed, but was reopened to ruin your day. I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 It was closed, but was reopened to ruin your day. I wish I could fly I thought you were a bird so I shot you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeN Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 i wish i was immortal so i could troll hg for ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enjuaguese Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 Granted, but another immortal person is alive and kills you, so that you die forever. I wish I had enough money to buy my computer (I deleted the previous post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Red Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 But your computer is out of date and cant do anything worth while. I wish windows 7 64 bit and nvidia got along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeN Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 But your computer is out of date and cant do anything worth while. I wish windows 7 64 bit and nvidia got along. over my dead body nVidia is for 32 bit and will stay :@:@:@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Red Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Then I wish nvidia was 64 bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeN Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Then I wish nvidia was 64 bit! never fool! get one of intel's back to the topic i wish i had a time machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 i wish i was immortal so i could troll hg for ever You're not a troll.. One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument Urban Dictionary: troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeN Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 You're not a troll.. One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument Urban Dictionary: troll i am Oo how could i get 233 posts in 2 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala. Granted but you died 5 minutes after you got them. I wish I was there when Ttam died so his girl would come to me in a time of sadness and the rabbit in the hat with the bat would come with me in my new '64 Impala. Finders keepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 i am Oohow could i get 233 posts in 2 months You're a post whore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 You're a post whore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 50cents go here and you'll learn what a troll is. /b/ - Random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Granted but you died 5 minutes after you got them. I wish I was there when Ttam died so his girl would come to me in a time of sadness and the rabbit in the hat with the bat would come with me in my new '64 Impala. Finders keepers. Granted! But it just so happens that while riding in your new pimp ride, it is discovered that the car is actually stolen, thus resulting in law enforcement pulling you over and arresting you. Then, while your vehicle is inventoried, 30 lbs. of pot is discovered in the trunk, and as you run away, you get tased. Welcome to IRL jailbreak, full of QQ kids and dramaz! I wish for a fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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