Zaine Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Nothing is granted, but then you get AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt123 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I wish I want to be a billionaire, so frikken bad. Buy all of the things i never had.(lol ftw reference) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 granted but you got your money from a jew so you threw it all out instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomo Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Go flame somewhere else. This is a "ruin a wish", not be a dick hole douchbag idiot flaming over nothing -.- I wish you all would go somewhere else to be douchbags to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Go flame somewhere else. This is a "ruin a wish", not be a dick hole douchbag idiot flaming over nothing -.- I wish you all would go somewhere else to be douchbags to each other. We went somewhere else but came back because we got bored. I wish for a dolphin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkplanner Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 We went somewhere else but came back because we got bored. I wish for a dolphin. Granted but its a dead dolphin. I wish that no one will reply to this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild bill Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 granted but im a dick so fuck you i wish fihrsoiuhgsaliuhjhjgsasagdsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liloldmanboy Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 i wish my house and car was paid off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomo Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 i wish my house and car was paid off They got paid of, but then some punk burnt your house and stole your car. I wish I had a shark that could fire lazors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Red Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted, but the lazor hit you, and you died. I wish this stupid lazor on my head was gone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted, but you died from the bullet that fired from the sniper's gun. I wish I wish I was a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted. But you are a fish in the Gulf and you get oil on you and die. I wish wild bill would take some happy pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaine Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted, but they actually are psycho pills used by tribe leaders in Uganda to get the village revved up for big village battles. I wish for the Mac-only headphones of TF2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt123 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted, but they broke 5 seconds after you got them/ I wish I had an Okinawan Sweet Potato Pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted! But it's International Opposite Day, therefore more spam threads for all. I wish for noms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaine Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Noms granted, but then Heavy jogs on in an gobbles up your noms. I wish for..... Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Red Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted, but Counter Strike 2.0 was never invented, null wish. I wish for a small penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted. Then it falls off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccercrazy Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I wish prius would lose some weight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomHanks Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted but then his gay porno coach tells him to gain weight so he eats 50.5 Big Macs and looks like Doobie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted but then his gay porno coach tells him to gain weight so he eats 50.5 Big Macs and looks like Doobie. Have you seen Doobie? Ay least use a reasonable person like Soccer or something I dont wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted but then you you to watch a marathon of all Tom Hanks movies as punishment. I wish Haters wouldnt hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Red Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Wish granted, then a bird shit all over you. I wish people would follow the guideline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libb Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Wish granted, then a bird shit all over you. I wish people would follow the guideline. Granted, but people don't give a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enjuaguese Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 I wish people would MAKE WISHES after granting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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