EpicCrazyCat Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 alright, I decided I want to get some new material, UHH, i mean, have a laugh, Share your funny pickup lines, or just your favorites. Mine: Are you gonna give me your number or will I have to stalk you? Your turned my floppy disk into a hard drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1 Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Red Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 The old ones: Did it hurt? what? When you fell from heaven.. DAMN! Hey Mom-maa (with a spanish accent is the best) Are you tired? No why? Cause you been running through me mind all day! my favorite: Does this smell like chlorophorm to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Nice shoes.... ...wanna fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fRacture Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Hey wana goto the movies with me? Toystory 3 just came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I drive a lot of miles to see some critical smiles. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 NICE TITS BITCH CHECK OUT MY BUTTHAIRS it always works on dem immaginary girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seboard Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 bring ur mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Red Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 NICE TITS BITCH, CHECK OUT MY BUTTHAIRS! it always works on dem immaginary girls Best one yet! I can just imagine the infliction to go with it! Do you call the curly one carl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackEyes Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajmahkra Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoohoo Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 u like penis? i have penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apt. 2B Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Here have some roofies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantBeFaded Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 drink this everythings gonna be ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOMNOM Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 This is what you use for Chatroulette, since that's the only place you guys meet girls: Knock knock. -Who's there? Disco. -Disco who? Disco Nnected. *You have left the chat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sia_^ Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 1. Hi. 2. What's your name? 3. My name is Andrew. 4. Your eyes are beautiful. 5. Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prius Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 1. Hi.2. What's your name? 3. My name is Andrew. 4. Your eyes are beautiful. 5. Hello. This is what Sia used to whirl his girl friend. And its workin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sia_^ Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 This is what Sia used to whirl his girl friend. And its workin... go jump off a bridge. you stupid car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 there is: Hi, i lost my number. Can i have yours? Your pants must be made of plastic, cuz i can see myself in them. Hey, have we met before? I know you from somewhere, that's right you are the girl of my dreams. rofl why guys think these work sometimes is beyond me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 "Hey pretty lady, can I pee in your butt?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adomorn Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 If your "v" was a taco.. would you give me a bite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt123 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 If your "v" was a taco.. would you give me a bite? This is epic win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adomorn Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 If your "v" was a taco.. would you give me a bite? hold the lettuce and ESPECIALLY the cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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