Isaac Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 1.You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. 2.Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. 3.Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. 4.If I was your heart would you let me beat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 "Hey pretty lady, can I pee in your butt?" ^ This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Hey my little puppy got lost in my basement wanna come over and help me find it? Hey i got free candy in my van, come with me and i will give you some. Hey your mother told me to pick you up, so stiff this rag and lets go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 hey, my dick just died can i bury it in your ass? hey pretty lady, you cause earthquakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaine Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 U gots a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.... Yeah who cares if it's close to Sweet's, got it from A Night at the Roxbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOMNOM Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around! ▄██████████████▄▐█▄▄▄▄█▌ ██████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌███▌▀▀██▀▀ ████▄█▌▄▌▄▐▐▌▀███▄▄█▌ ▄▄▄▄▄██████████████▀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Are your parents retarded because you sure are special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 U gots a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.... Yeah who cares if it's close to Sweet's, got it from A Night at the Roxbury. lol its ok hun lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Are your parents retarded because you sure are special. lol stone please tell me you never used that line before lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Are your parents retarded because you sure are special. omg.. ahaha.. thats hilarious XD very creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cr(+)sshair Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3rg3 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 1. "Can you catch?" - "Yea, why?" - " 'Cause you got a couple of ball comming your way *points to gonads* " 2. "Pick a number between 1 and 10" - " 8?" - "You lose! Take your tops off"" 3. "Hears 10p call your mum tell her you wont be comming home tonight" (10p = english money) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Are you a lightbulb, cause your hot! If you were a booger, I'd pick you. Are you a tap dancer, cause I'd tap that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzkrieg Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Are you a lightbulb, cause you're hot! If you were a booger, I'd pick you. Are you a tap dancer, cause I'd tap that. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artillery Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 (edited) This is what an older woman said to me because my work shirt said "Take Advantage" on it Me: How's it going today? Lady: Good.. Me: Fantastic - is that anything I can help you with today miss? Lady: Yeah, I see that your shirt says "Take Advantage" on it - lay down on the floor and I'll take advantage of ya! ;3 Edited June 20, 2010 by Artillery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 are you windows 98 because u make me so unstable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artillery Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 are you Windows Vista because u make me so unstable Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Hi (The rest is history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ePHEX Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Can I poop on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c00k1em0nst3r Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 My favorite is... Call me! ....Stalk you. ;] andd. if you were a burger from McDonalds, i'd name you mcgorgeous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofuhamster Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 This is the one I use in Jailbreak during Pick-Up Line Day. Always works for them. Are you sure you're not a chicken farmer? Because you sure can raise my cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade223333 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Mines better, How Do u like ur eggs poached, scrambled, or fertilized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_igNite Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Hey! you like cats? <- my favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Bitch, gimme a chicken sammich an waffle fries, for free!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade223333 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Either u gimme a handjob or I show u a picture of popes strapon!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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