FEBRUARY Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 okay so, my girlfriend made me go sit outside the movie theater from 6-12 so we could get 'good seats' for twilight. she also made me go so early so we could get seen by the news crew. so we were there, and some fags were kidding around and throwing rockstar on each other, and they spilt it on me and my white clothes. news crew showed up, and i was on there with yellow shit all over my fucking pants. i am so pissed, as of right now, fuck girlfriends. all your girls, DONT MAKE YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIENDS DO THIS SHIT. atleast shes 16 and im 14, free rides and she aint afraid to do shit but peace, going to chiropractor. /rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adomorn Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 where's the one quote with "if by gf you mean your hand, etc" when you need it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 well i would beat the shit out of your hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizyvipr Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 TWILIGHT SUCKS ASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excalibuR Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 How is your hand older then you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) where's the one quote with "if by gf you mean your hand, etc" when you need it? Right here If by girlfriend you mean your hand, right? And by rockstar energy drink you mean used your tears as lubrication, right? And by yellow on your white clothes you mean you blew a load into your white shirt and it turned yellow, right? And by sitting outside the theater you mean watched hentai for a few hours, right? And by free rides you mean your mom takes you over to your friends house so you can play some gay ass trading card game, right? And by fuck girlfriends you mean you are angry at girls for making fun of you for letting your mom dress you, or going to school with clothes covered in justin bieber crap, right? And by chiropractor you mean blowing another load while watching Miami Heat, right? Edited June 30, 2010 by The_Monkey Added extra pwnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adomorn Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 very good, sir, very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Thank god my girlfriend hates Twilight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3rg3 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 fuck twilight... but hey, i don't know what Americans do when your at the theater when your with a girl... but we don't just watch the movie I'd do it for gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEBRUARY Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Right here If by girlfriend you mean your hand, right? And by rockstar energy drink you mean used your tears as lubrication, right? And by yellow on your white clothes you mean you blew a load into your white shirt and it turned yellow, right? And by sitting outside the theater you mean watched hentai for a few hours, right? And by free rides you mean your mom takes you over to your friends house so you can play some gay ass trading card game, right? And by fuck girlfriends you mean you are angry at girls for making fun of you for letting your mom dress you, or going to school with clothes covered in justin bieber crap, right? And by chiropractor you mean blowing another load while watching Miami Heat, right? i lol'd. but nah, fuck girlfriends my dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adomorn Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 why is it that anytime someone brings up twilight the thread turns into "I HAET TWILITE" oh wai-- there was a buddy of mine that got dragged to a 9 hour showing (the two previous movies, then the new one at midnight). i couldn't believe what i'd heard. are they going to just keep tacking on movies? like, next time they'll have 4? holy crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Potter M.D. Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 twilight does suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaine Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 If she was hot, I would do it. From what I hear from girls, Jacob without his shirt is very arousing no matter how gay it looks. That would be a good night after the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ePHEX Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 fuck girlfriends Yes, sir. That's what they are for. other then sandwich making. JK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinta Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I liked the name of the thread. I thought you had a good point going. Once I got a little into the body of it though I stopped reading. You should stick with your main point. Fuck girlfriends, I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN4M3D Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You're 14? You probably can't even get it up at that age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ePHEX Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You're 14? You probably can't even get it up at that age Dude, I had raging hard on's at 12.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 why is it that anytime someone brings up twilight the thread turns into "I HAET TWILITE" oh wai-- there was a buddy of mine that got dragged to a 9 hour showing (the two previous movies, then the new one at midnight). i couldn't believe what i'd heard. are they going to just keep tacking on movies? like, next time they'll have 4? holy crap. There are 5 books. @UN4M3D: I love how you are ripping on a 14 year old but you yourself are only 3 years older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 There are 5 books. Man card...hand it over... NOW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN4M3D Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 There are 5 books.@UN4M3D: I love how you are ripping on a 14 year old but you yourself are only 3 years older. :doof: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Palmala Handerson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetiredTacos Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 ^^^ She's hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblongs Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 thank god my girlfriends in the first grade and doesnt even know what twilight is yet PHEW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 thank god my girlfriends in the first grade and doesnt even know what twilight is yet PHEW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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