Anal Fister Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Ok, so I've had a mouse in the house the last few days. Its getting cold out so I understand why it is inside my house. But still. It's my house! So I've been chasing this mouse around all week. I went to the hardware store today and bought some mouse traps. 4 sticky traps and 4 snap traps. I'm sitting on the couch watching mithbusters and I'm hearing some noise from behind the fridge. I knew it was that little bastard but there is no use getting up and chasing him, he is much faster than me. Then I hear the wonder full *SNAP*!!!! AAAAHHHH yeah. I win. My wife is taking a nap on me so, it waited to get up. But I could still hear the noise. I thought. "that little turd, he is eating off of the trap" So she wakes up and I get up and take a peak. There he is. Behind the fridge. Not moving much, but strange he hasn't ran away after seeing me. Then I take a closer look. He got his arm snaped at the shoulder. Completely destroyed it. So I kinda feel bad that he was back behind the fridge for like an hour and a half with a shattered sholder. So I took him outside trap and all. And gave him a good old basball bat drop to the head. And disposed of him. So in the epic battle betweed the fister and the mouse. The fister won. And no I did not fist him. But did get a vid of him hanging my his trap. But that will be on my myspace. Not here. (clark) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shottymcracken Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 hahaha awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandium Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 That motherfucking mouse lived their before you placed your HUD home there, mfer. Yeah its funny, your so ready to kill them, but when you just severyly wound them, you feel bad. I did that with a squirrel once when I was younger, but I just went and played video games and didn't feel bad anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anal Fister Posted November 13, 2008 Author Share Posted November 13, 2008 Nope I rent. And I'm moving out in April or sooner. Fork this place man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdh Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 That motherClarking mouse lived their before you placed your HUD home there, mfer. Yeah its funny, your so ready to kill them, but when you just severyly wound them, you feel bad. I did that with a squirrel once when I was younger, but I just went and played video games and didn't feel bad anymore. ^^If vandium wasn't so old he'd have been a school shooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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