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lol FD, if you don't mind spending about 2 hours doing this i might know a solution. try downloading a little program called boot nuke, burn it to a cd, then boot from the cd. it'll completely wipe everything on the harddrive and put it back to factory settings. you'd have to install an OS again, but it'll get rid of the problems.

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lol FD, if you don't mind spending about 2 hours doing this i might know a solution. try downloading a little program called boot nuke, burn it to a cd, then boot from the cd. it'll completely wipe everything on the harddrive and put it back to factory settings. you'd have to install an OS again, but it'll get rid of the problems.

 

Or, you can literally nuke it (not with a nuke of course). Just attach an M40 on the laptop and move aside....

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Or, you can literally nuke it (not with a nuke of course). Just attach an M40 on the laptop and move aside....

 

Wtf is with you people and your complex problems? attaching an M40 and then moving aside?

 

Hammer---->Laptop

 

It's a two step solution here guys.

 

But in all seriousness, reformat.

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The best options are as follows.

 

1) Buy another computer.

 

2) Burn this one to force a new computer buy,

 

3) Shake the harddrive, or break some circuits.

 

4) Say that the whole issue can be fixed with a new video card, then format the drive and put in the new video card. (Because as everyone knows a new video card needs to be installed on a fresh install)

 

5) STFU and let "your friend" who broke it, fix it.

 

6) STFU and format the shit.

 

7) Just format the shit.

 

8) If you havn't tried this already, format the shit.

 

9) Format.

 

10) If all else fails, burn the school down.

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The best options are as follows.

 

1) Buy another computer.

 

2) Burn this one to force a new computer buy,

 

3) Shake the harddrive, or break some circuits.

 

4) Say that the whole issue can be fixed with a new video card, then format the drive and put in the new video card. (Because as everyone knows a new video card needs to be installed on a fresh install)

 

5) STFU and let "your friend" who broke it, fix it.

 

6) STFU and format the shit.

 

7) Just format the shit.

 

8) If you havn't tried this already, format the shit.

 

9) Format.

 

10) If all else fails, burn the school down.

 

And the damn hammer. Why doesn't anyone understand the engineering genius that I am putting forth. It's flawless and cost effective.

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