Loner Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Have you Ever Pulled any Funny/Scary Pranks on the Pizza Delivery Guy?! Share your Expierence, and Results! Yeah for Some Guy who has no Friends what Kinda Fun is This but What The Hell I Make Fun out of Anything! SO FAR THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT OF - 1. Have Some Dude Answer The Door, and a 2nd Person Go Out a Backdoor/Window and as The Pizza Man Does The Deal Shit.. YOU STEAL HIS CAR AND DRIVE OFF WITH IT! 2. Answer The Door Naked.. 3. Use Water Guns and Dress up like Space Men *He Might Get Pissed Off* 4. Dress Up like a Pizza Delivery Guy and Hold a Pizza Box and Open it up and Show a Dead Rat, Poo Inside.. 5. Give Tips in Pennies.. 6. Tackle Him, Tie Him Up and Put a Sock in his Mouth.. *I Don't Know What Else To Add to This* 7. Grab a Bucket of Water and Throw it on Him.. SO LET ME KNOW IF MY SHIT SUCKS! I'm sure it does.. Also Share some Ideas if you Guys Know Any.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furrbyy Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anal Fister Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I was a pizza man. NO 1 realistic thing to piss us off. They ask for exact change back. Then after you fumble threw your pocket stoned out of your mind, forget the change amount and ask him a few times what it was. Then after all the fuss the guy turns around and tips you 2 bucks. But beware, being a pizza man. If you piss us off. Your lawn ornaments, xmas lights, bmx bikes, toys, tires, cars, vehicles, solar lights, mailbox (yes i took one once), just might mysteriously become damaged or just flat out disappear. If not immediately after you piss us off, a few days or weeks later. Yes we write down addresses. MMMMMMWWWWOOOOAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3nL Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I believe the best joke would be to suprise him with exact change while greeting him with a warm smile at the door and giving him little fuss over the quality of the pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrShulgi Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 I gotta say as a delivery driver, that shit wouldn't fly with me. You hit me at the door with a bucket of water, you're catching an ass whipping. But then, I'm from the town where THIS happened. I've resorted to carrying a bottle of Visine with me so that if people really repeatedly piss me off, their food gets dosed. For those not in the know about ingesting Visine...it pretty much makes your body go on a liquid poop making spree. Bottom line, if you learned NOTHING from the movie "Waiting", you never **** with the people who bring you your food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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