Rudabaga Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I ate orange seeds on accident. Am I gonna poop out oranges?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 that would be both amazing and painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Better use Rid X on your septic tank. Dont want orange groves in your septic tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1ckkkkk Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Plant them after you poop them out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwing Duck Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 No if you ate orange seeds, they would come out light orange, because brown + orange = light orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I feel for you man, this will hurt. The orange seeds + poop = Super oranges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantBeFaded Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 you are gonna poop watermelons... orange seeds + stomach acid + poop= watermelons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Why don't people just say your gonna poop out a facken t-Rex?! :L lax, scientifically it would be impossible for you to poop oranges as the stomach acid would destroy all the nutrients etc in the seed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantBeFaded Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Why don't people just say your gonna poop out a facken t-Rex?! :L lax, scientifically it would be impossible for you to poop oranges as the stomach acid would destroy all the nutrients etc in the seed! :jumpfail:[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Why don't people just say your gonna poop out a facken t-Rex?! :L lax, scientifically it would be impossible for you to poop oranges as the stomach acid would destroy all the nutrients etc in the seed! One, you fail (see above picture). Clearly this is srs bzns. Two, no stomach acid does not destroy nutrients, especially for foods like seeds where the nutrients are within a protective shell. The stomach acid will wear down the shell and leave the nutrients within the pool of acid and food that goes into your intestines. There, the intestines absorb the "nutrients" and leave "waste," in this case ripe, juicy Florida oranges, to excrete themselves at 50 mph out of Lax's butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 One, you fail (see above picture). Clearly this is srs bzns. Two, no stomach acid does not destroy nutrients, especially for foods like seeds where the nutrients are within a protective shell. The stomach acid will wear down the shell and leave the nutrients within the pool of acid and food that goes into your intestines. There, the intestines absorb the "nutrients" and leave "waste," in this case ripe, juicy Florida oranges, to excrete themselves at 50 mph out of Lax's butthole. alright! well thats why i failed human biology! :L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal45 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 No, but an orange tree will grow through your stomach unless you get surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 wow lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwing Duck Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Remember that Rugrats episode where chuckie swallowed the watermelon seeds and everyone had to shrink down and go inside his stomach? If we dont go inside of you and extract the seeds an orange tree will grow in your tummy and explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Remember that Rugrats episode where chuckie swallowed the watermelon seeds and everyone had to shrink down and go inside his stomach? If we dont go inside of you and extract the seeds an orange tree will grow in your tummy and explode. I call shotgun in the tiny ship! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRIZZLY Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 :jumpfail:[ yepp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyHorse Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Remember that Rugrats episode where chuckie swallowed the watermelon seeds and everyone had to shrink down and go inside his stomach? If we dont go inside of you and extract the seeds an orange tree will grow in your tummy and explode. oh god nostalgia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaSteve Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 first of all i dont think were that dumb that hes going to poop a t rex. he would of had to eat a dinosaur egg! DUH!!! hes only gonna poop out premature oranges. Dummies gonna dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 first of all i dont think were that dumb that hes going to poop a t rex. he would of had to eat a dinosaur egg! DUH!!! hes only gonna poop out premature oranges. Dummies gonna dumb ... Your MOM has premature oranges... (( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaSteve Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 ... Your MOM has premature oranges... (( Sorry Lazaruz forgot how serious this thread was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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