Welcome to The Forum

Register now to gain access to all of our features. Once registered and logged in, you will be able to create topics, post replies to existing threads

jailbreak ritual


JJK
 Share

Recommended Posts

Its like i have ocd or something

 

*edit* already have !pd typed ready to press enter

 

I first jump near the top of back bunk in case there is a gun

 

break the sink

 

break the toilet

 

put my spray on the cell wall next to the door

 

then maybe a random door stab or two and some flashlight spam till the first order is given

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you have one?

Edited by JJK
Link to comment
Share on other sites

love this thread

 

 

immediately after spawning i press f9 (!pd)

 

knife my radiator, just to clear out the wall for when ct's leave the armory

 

jump near my pillow for a gun

 

break only sink, stand on toilet

 

knife my cellmate til orders are given

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Type !pd if terrorist or any random letter if ct the second the server "freezes" right before a new round starts, in order to be first.

 

Jump onto bunk for gun.

 

Knife sink and toilet.

 

Spray spray where the sink/toilet used to be so next round it'll look like it's part of it.

 

Stand still til orders are given so I don't get shot at beginning of round.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i log in, go to multiplayer, hit 1v1, select terran, search for match, and play a real mans game

 

log in, go to multiplayer, hit 1v1, select zerg, search for match, snipe f4ithl3ss than own him :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

ive been on jb so long that i know exactly which cell im in within a half second of the round starting. before the round starts i type !pd (usually if you do it before that its not in time), knife sink, knife toilet, figure out my way of rebel depending on which cell im in. if im close enough, i usually just cell hop to usp cell. if i actually get usp, i follow orders until we're all stacked and lead is in sight. if they tell me to drop it I DROP THEIR ASS. if i get vip, i instantly run to get a smoke. the only way i dont get a smoke is if i get prop blocked lol. vip and bottom of cell stairs is usually where i get most of my knives because of baiters. hmmm if im on ct, i go directly to the ak and i try my hardest to get a deagle. if someones on that i want to abuse the glock on, i just get my ak and run. :)

Edited by Scott
Link to comment
Share on other sites

!pd

 

type "i decline" to every order given

 

troll

 

try to figure out which seat I can take, and get down on Friday

 

try to fix the volleyball

 

runo out of ammo

 

press "z" and take the midnight train going anywhere

 

u jelly?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

!pd

 

type "i decline" to every order given

 

troll

 

try to figure out which seat I can take, and get down on Friday

 

try to fix the volleyball

 

runo out of ammo

 

press "z" and take the midnight train going anywhere

 

u jelly?

 

hahaha i hate it when u do that

 

!noclip everywhere

Hide in root admin rafters to delay round

Review my own abuse report

!noclip more

Hide in root admin rafters to delay round

 

lolol

Link to comment
Share on other sites

!pd

 

type "i decline" to every order given

 

troll

 

try to figure out which seat I can take, and get down on Friday

 

try to fix the volleyball

 

runo out of ammo

 

press "z" and take the midnight train going anywhere

 

u jelly?

 

LOL! Cosmo.....................

 

As for me:

Type !pd.

Type ROFL about 6 times at things that aren't funny.

Remind lead that he is two smart-ass comments away from a ban.

Slap Factions and/or Blu and/or Enigma and/or Chocolate Bear and/or Poison Ivy and/or ............

Spray the wall. If it is one of my 9 angels... fap a bit. If it is Velocirapture (Evidence A)... fap a bit while chuckling to myself.

Tell spammers to shut it.

Kill myself, teamswitch myself, freekill.

 

Evidence A

velocirapture.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share