JJK Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 (edited) Its like i have ocd or something *edit* already have !pd typed ready to press enter I first jump near the top of back bunk in case there is a gun break the sink break the toilet put my spray on the cell wall next to the door then maybe a random door stab or two and some flashlight spam till the first order is given Do you have one? Edited May 29, 2011 by JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 love this thread immediately after spawning i press f9 (!pd) knife my radiator, just to clear out the wall for when ct's leave the armory jump near my pillow for a gun break only sink, stand on toilet knife my cellmate til orders are given Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No! Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Depend per cell , Have about five ocd things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamhugger Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 i only play jb nakid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 PGUP on my keypad (!pd. I have weird controls. I play with arrow keys.) Jump on bed in case of gun. Knife Toilet Knife Sink Spray cell bars to hide behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mush Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Type !PD Notice that poision.ivy isn't my cellmate Press ~ Type kill Forever alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Type !pd if terrorist or any random letter if ct the second the server "freezes" right before a new round starts, in order to be first. Jump onto bunk for gun. Knife sink and toilet. Spray spray where the sink/toilet used to be so next round it'll look like it's part of it. Stand still til orders are given so I don't get shot at beginning of round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strafe Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 !pd knife sink knife toilet bunny hop around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearthug Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 !Pd. Jump up by bed to pick up gun. Knife Sink. Knife Toilet. Frozen. Or knife partna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 i log in, go to multiplayer, hit 1v1, select terran, search for match, and play a real mans game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
widdizzles Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Jump on bunk Then knife where the block thing would be if i was in first cell to go in armory If I didn't get any of those !pd if I got a bomb I'd rebel If I didn't get shit play the orders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR.OBVIOUS Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 If I remember, press / for !pd bind Break sink toilet and any other thing able to be broken Get on radiator and stare blankly at any ct who passes by the cell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJ Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 i log in, go to multiplayer, hit 1v1, select terran, search for match, and play a real mans game log in, go to multiplayer, hit 1v1, select zerg, search for match, snipe f4ithl3ss than own him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slophole Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 T: !pd get on bunk check for gun. break toilet and sink. spray over cellmates spray knife cellmate. if no cellmate knife door. flashlight spam (wheel down on g9 mouse) REBEL!!! CT : get pwnd fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Break the fountain then the sink, spray, go on top of bunk to see if there is a gun and randomly spam over lead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackberry4511 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 1) wait for someone to get lead 2)move untils a ct is visible or tell i think a ct is near 3)do order 4)knife a ct that is in reachable distance 5)fuck with fellow players and or fellow admins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 i log in, go to multiplayer, hit 1v1, select terran, search for match, and play a real mans game You use Terran you disgrace, also jump on bunk, !pd and thats all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 (edited) ive been on jb so long that i know exactly which cell im in within a half second of the round starting. before the round starts i type !pd (usually if you do it before that its not in time), knife sink, knife toilet, figure out my way of rebel depending on which cell im in. if im close enough, i usually just cell hop to usp cell. if i actually get usp, i follow orders until we're all stacked and lead is in sight. if they tell me to drop it I DROP THEIR ASS. if i get vip, i instantly run to get a smoke. the only way i dont get a smoke is if i get prop blocked lol. vip and bottom of cell stairs is usually where i get most of my knives because of baiters. hmmm if im on ct, i go directly to the ak and i try my hardest to get a deagle. if someones on that i want to abuse the glock on, i just get my ak and run. Edited May 31, 2011 by Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 !pd type "i decline" to every order given troll try to figure out which seat I can take, and get down on Friday try to fix the volleyball runo out of ammo press "z" and take the midnight train going anywhere u jelly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenRanger Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 !noclip everywhere Hide in root admin rafters to delay round Review my own abuse report !noclip more Hide in root admin rafters to delay round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 !pd type "i decline" to every order given troll try to figure out which seat I can take, and get down on Friday try to fix the volleyball runo out of ammo press "z" and take the midnight train going anywhere u jelly? hahaha i hate it when u do that !noclip everywhereHide in root admin rafters to delay round Review my own abuse report !noclip more Hide in root admin rafters to delay round lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Celestia Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 !pd Knife toilet and sink Freeze if given freeze command by now Jump on back bunk if USP cell Follow orders to best of my ability If bomb, blow up ct's at best opportunity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunkMaster Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I close my eyes and hit random buttons until im dead or my game crashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 !pd type "i decline" to every order given troll try to figure out which seat I can take, and get down on Friday try to fix the volleyball runo out of ammo press "z" and take the midnight train going anywhere u jelly? LOL! Cosmo..................... As for me: Type !pd. Type ROFL about 6 times at things that aren't funny. Remind lead that he is two smart-ass comments away from a ban. Slap Factions and/or Blu and/or Enigma and/or Chocolate Bear and/or Poison Ivy and/or ............ Spray the wall. If it is one of my 9 angels... fap a bit. If it is Velocirapture (Evidence A)... fap a bit while chuckling to myself. Tell spammers to shut it. Kill myself, teamswitch myself, freekill. Evidence A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skanky Tank Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 If I'm in VIP, I get jiggy with the admin props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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