newmz94 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) so feel like starting a thread about funny teacher stories i have a great teacher and there is a great story so our high school has a time called "resource" which is basically study hall and my teacher for it is the most laid back teacher you could ever meet so one day a dumb blonde runs past calling for a teacher and this is what my teacher said "Oh my god would it be funny if she was like *in gangster voice* Yo i heard yous was lookin for me N***A *makes a pistol cocking noise*" im not kidding he said that and we where dying i have a few others of the same teacher but i want to hear some of yours Edited June 29, 2011 by newmz94 forgot a word XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Not to burst your bubble or anything. But 3 threads, in 3 hours? Slow down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 teacher fell asleep in class while we were taking a test♦ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmz94 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 XD sorry im really bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbelt Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 my calc teacher needed help spelling guarantee. he asked three people before he found someone who didnt say "I dont know how to spell it." Thats the kind of people you get at the community college Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmz94 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 another good one is we took 20 mins to kill a fly and our teacher "mounted it" heres the pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jella Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 My tenth grade math teacher taught us about the shocker. It was hella awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Need to get mah post count up so lets see what kind of story I can make up. My accelerated english teacher sings love songs to people in my class. It's very awkward. (Not made up.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FDR Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 My 11th grade history teacher had all his supplies stolen by another teacher and replaced them with cereal. He got back at that teacher by stealing his supplies and freezing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Teacher called the principal a fucking moron to his face in front of the whole class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 teacher got suspended because of having sex with 3 students lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sATT Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I used to smoke pot with my Biology teacher before school and during Lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal45 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Probably one of the weirdest teachers I had was in middle school, I think 7th grade? He used to do this one weird thing when he thought nobody was looking. He would run his hand through his hair front to back like he was slicking it back, but he was really taking a big whiff of his armpit. Very odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 But 3 threads, in 3 hours? Slow down. \^ Umad?/ Well this one teacher I had she was smoking hot like a fucking 10 all the way. She would flirt with me when I was 16 at the time and she was 25, she was DTF lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattThePanda Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 mah teacher got shot but it was with a nerf dart gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmz94 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 heres another good one my teacher same as the other two stores made a remix of "empire state of mind" by Jay Z but made it so it was the town of our school he thinks hes black but he is the whitest guy ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmz94 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 \^ Umad?/ Well this one teacher I had she was smoking hot like a fucking 10 all the way. She would flirt with me when I was 16 at the time and she was 25, she was DTF lol isaac i have to ask did you ever hook up with her XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 isaac i have to askdid you ever hook up with her XD lol nah she changed school during that year :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooT Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I had almost been sent to in-school once for supposedly instigating and edging my friend to continuously kick my desk. Then a few weeks later the same teacher ended up sending me to in-school detention for talking about a movie during class. Me and my other friend were still working on the work that was in front of us, but we had just watched an awesome movie in a class before that. Funniest referral I had seen in High School was, "Student slapped another student with a glove challenging him to a duel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal45 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 \^ Umad?/ Well this one teacher I had she was smoking hot like a fucking 10 all the way. She would flirt with me when I was 16 at the time and she was 25, she was DTF lol PIITB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmz94 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Share Posted June 30, 2011 here is another good one same teacher as the other two one of my friends was eating a bag of fritos in class and he catches her so he takes them and throws them on the ground and stomps on them about 20 times picks the bag up and gives it back to her he says "Its not because of the no eating rule i just dont like Fritos." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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