GRIZZLY Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 *If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. *If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. *If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. *But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. *Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you damned proud to be an American! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal45 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 No, based on the above, the best investment plan would be to take that $1,000 and put it under your pillow. In all seriousness though, buy precious metals people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 that was pretty clever the mpg thing lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 No, based on the above, the best investment plan would be to take that $1,000 and put it under your pillow. Or run your face into a brick as much as you can, gather all your loose teeth and put THAT under the pillow. Teeth come back, smash teeth, make money. Infinite moneyz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 seems right to me grizz lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeman Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 GRIZZLY ON TOP OF DEM STATISTICS. If this man was our president we wouldn't have a mutha fucking debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 OMG to much free time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantBeFaded Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 If they would only put wild turkey in a precious bottle... wait it is a precious bottle until I drink it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal45 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Or run your face into a brick as much as you can, gather all your loose teeth and put THAT under the pillow. Teeth come back, smash teeth, make money. Infinite moneyz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 if americans get 41miles, then why are we all fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Nice statistics lol. If only mate, if only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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